Brian Marshall & The ROCK 108 Morning Show - "Tom Garland's Top 5 - May 14th"

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What do you got for the top five today?

People are starting to, like, already get out and fish in the river, which I've never, I've always thought is gross.

I'm like, please don't do that, not there.

These are the top five things in the Cedar River besides fish.

Number five, rejected cereal boxes.

Just disposed of by Quaker.

See you later.

Number four, IMAX movies no one would pay to see.

Science station, if it weren't for the flood, it still would have been showing IMAX movies.

Number three, monkey bones from the monkeys of Beaver Park Zoo.

Oh, I was just there this weekend.

The monkeys weren't.

No, the monkeys

were

not.

Number two, Lisa Bluter's contract.

Oh.

She just tossed that in the Cedar River.

She just

retired yesterday.

Yeah.

She's like, I'm done.

And the number one thing in the Cedar River right now besides fish is the guy that set the lumber yard on fire.

Oh.

Hey, we're gonna take care of

this

guy.

We gotta do

something about it.

We set it on fire.