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The Rock 108 Morning Show with Brian Marshall · Tue May 28, 2024
downtown man people are fighting they're beating each other up downtown they're downtown cedar rapids they're trying to close bars now at like 11 o'clock they're trying to put a parking curfew they're saying you can't park from i think it's
9 p.m.
until 2 a.m.
Here's the top five results of Cedar Rapids.
No parking downtown at night rule meant to stop fights.
All right.
Okay.
Number five, more room to fight.
Clear those cars out.
Let's beat each other up.
I need more like I can't beat him up with all these cars in the way.
Four lanes so you can drop a clothesline.
Number four, I want the parking spots replaced by body chalk outlines.
Yeah.
Number three, they're going to remove
all the parking meters and install punching bags.
Yes.
Or the arcade version where there's like the one ball hanging and then like some girl steps up and knocks it to like 899.
You're like, I'm gonna mess with her.
Make it free parking then.
Number two, you don't have to look for your gun in your car if you're already carrying it.
The number one result of Cedar Rapids No Parking Downtown at Night Rule, it's Uber's problem now.
Yeah.
The Rock 108 Morning Show.
downtown man people are fighting they're beating each other up downtown they're downtown cedar rapids they're trying to close bars now at like 11 o'clock they're trying to put a parking curfew they're saying you can't park from i think it's
9 p.m.
until 2 a.m.
Here's the top five results of Cedar Rapids.
No parking downtown at night rule meant to stop fights.
All right.
Okay.
Number five, more room to fight.
Clear those cars out.
Let's beat each other up.
I need more like I can't beat him up with all these cars in the way.
Four lanes so you can drop a clothesline.
Number four, I want the parking spots replaced by body chalk outlines.
Yeah.
Number three, they're going to remove
all the parking meters and install punching bags.
Yes.
Or the arcade version where there's like the one ball hanging and then like some girl steps up and knocks it to like 899.
You're like, I'm gonna mess with her.
Make it free parking then.
Number two, you don't have to look for your gun in your car if you're already carrying it.
The number one result of Cedar Rapids No Parking Downtown at Night Rule, it's Uber's problem now.
Yeah.
The Rock 108 Morning Show.
