Brian Marshall & The ROCK 108 Morning Show - "Find A Finger"

Who used all the

Wi-Fi?

Ah, apartment life.

Bad Wi-Fi, mystery laundry piles, and a roommate who says, I'll Venmo you.

Maybe 2027 deserves an upgrade.

Coming August 2027, Four Lakes Properties introduces the brand new Union Station Apartments, furnished in-unit washer and dryer.

Internet included a great central downtown location, one to five bedroom apartments, and no double occupancy fees.

That's less adulting and more actually enjoying where you live.

Union Station Apartments, now leasing from Four Lakes Properties.

Wait, we have a washer and dryer in the apartment?

Department?

Guy in Alabama, pyrotechnician, dreaming of better days after he was taken to a hospital by medical helicopter after a shell unexpectedly detonated during a slated fireworks celebration injured him, canceled the show.

If it can happen to the pros, it can happen to you, the civilian as well.

And maybe you need this new app that you're looking for, possibly a new finger.

Still

reeling from that Independence Day fireworks mishap that left you a few digits short of a hand.

Introducing Find a Finger.

The only app that uses AI to track down your thumbs, pinkies, and your favorite salute for people who cut you off in traffic.

Just enter your location.

Two drunks to remember.

Your firework?

Cherry bomb.

No wait.

Bottle rocket.

No.

And alcohol intake.

Still drunk.

And Find a Finger will do the rest.

This app would be...

It would be easier to use if I had both of my thumbs.

Just find a finger, because nobody should have to go through life giving high

four.