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The Rock 108 Morning Show with Brian Marshall · Tue Jul 16, 2024
Who used all the Wi-Fi?
Ah, apartment life.
Bad Wi-Fi, mystery laundry piles, and a roommate who says, I'll Venmo you.
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Wait, we have a washer and dryer in the apartment?
apartment?
What do you got for a top five Tuesday for us?
OK, so I can hear all these first responders downtown, right?
Because I live downtown.
I look out my window.
But everyone is still hiring, like still from COVID.
And I see there's a police car that passes by.
And on the back, it says, become a police officer.
No.
What?
Yeah.
And so I was like, all right, fine.
Here's the top five now hiring signs on vehicles.
Number five, I saw a fire truck and it said, become attractive.
Show us your hose.
Number four.
I saw a Miller light truck.
It said become an alcoholic.
Yeah number three I saw a van it said become a stalker just a van not a flat panel or anything like that I think it depends on where you park nice number two I saw an ambulance and it said become a taxi people can puke in yep
Especially in Iowa City.
Game day babes.
And the number one, I saw a taxi and it said become a cheaper ambulance.
Oh, yes.
The Rock 108 Morning Show.
Who used all the Wi-Fi?
Ah, apartment life.
Bad Wi-Fi, mystery laundry piles, and a roommate who says, I'll Venmo you.
Maybe 2027 deserves an upgrade.
Coming August 2027, Four Lakes Properties introduces the brand new Union Station Apartments.
Furnished, in-unit washer and dryer, internet included, a great central downtown location, one to five bedroom apartments, and no double occupancy fees.
That's less adulting and more actually enjoying where you live.
Union Station Apartments, now leasing from Four Lakes Properties.
Wait, we have a washer and dryer in the apartment?
Department?
Died its filters with Elias at nonpoint with Rock 108 friend of the show Tom Garland still with us question for you
in this
When someone knocks on the bathroom door and you're using it.
What do you say?
I think the
the normal response is um, hello From you like for me you're like um, hello.
Yeah, I'm in here.
Yeah, is that some people say that they go occupied Occupied yeah
Would you ever hear that if you I'm in the bathroom not Wall Street?
Most popular answer someone's in here.
So yeah, someone's in here
Not
I'm in here.
Someone's in
here.
Yeah, like someone's yeah, I can see that if I'm at like an airport like someone's in here Number
three, I'm almost done.
I'll be out in a minute or just a minute
Yeah, just a minute.
Yeah, just
a minute.
I could see that.
I don't
know.
I don't want to put myself on a performance at that point.
Like, I don't want to speed up what, you know, sometimes it takes a little extra time.
It depends.
Am I, I'm in the bathroom and I'm using the bathroom or I'm in the bathroom with five other guys using drugs.
Occupied.
Then it's.
Another one.
Yeah.
Usually gets the point across.
Yeah.
Just real fast.
Just any noise at all.
Just any audible.
I don't know if that works.
You know, going back to whatever
yours is, is
like, you know, someone noted that in Japan, you're apparently supposed to knock back.
Knock back.
Yeah.
So and then you.
You start communicating in Morse code at that point.
Poop code.
I guess so.
I understand the silent courtesy of their culture, but this right here.
might creep you out just a little bit.
If the door you knock on,
you knock back.
If I knocked on a bathroom, it's not so bad for the person inside the restroom.
It's the other way where I'm like, knock and then go to the handle and someone knocks back.
I'm like, oh my God.
Exactly.
What if you're like on the brink,
right?
You're about ready to go and somebody knocks back and says, oh, you're done right there in front of the door.
This ever happened at a comedy club for you?
No, I do have a quick one though.
I don't know if we have time.
At the comedy club at the MGM Grand and one of the guys got locked in the bathroom.
What?
The door didn't work, and it was like a hingey door, and he was locked in the bathroom.
It took six guys to get him out of the bathroom.
We thought, it's a comedian, so we thought he's quit joking around.
He's like, I can't get out of here.
So let me out of the bathroom.
They had to go get a casino locksmith to get him out.
Really?
Yeah, it was weird.
So
he's stuck in the bathroom and it took how many guys you said
another six like a manager came in We're just like drinking like laughing at it right now like that's
how that's how you cope with those things 725.
Thanks Tom garland
