Brian Marshall & The ROCK 108 Morning Show - "Tom Garland's Top 5 - August 20th"

These are the top five kids movies to remake for adults.

Number five, finding Nemo a healthcare plan.

Number four, the wizard of osteoporosis.

Gotta get checked for that.

No one gets hurt in these jokes, Brian.

No, are you sure?

Well, maybe.

Number three, the parent debt trap, damn kids.

Number two, how the Grinch stole the election.

Which direction is that going?

I don't

know.

You're not gonna say.

I feel like I'm in trouble either way.

No.

And the number one kids movie I want them to remake for adults, the never ending story your spouse has told you before.

Stone Sours bother with Rock 108.

Russ, I'm gonna ask you an odd question.

Does it do this a lot?

Yeah, this would make today different how?

Yeah, because this one is very specific.

Okay.

Which pasta would you not want to be attacked by?

Really?

I guess it would depend how the attack was occurring.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Um, spaghetti, I don't think can inflict much damage on somebody.

I would have to go.

Oh Yeah, I would have to go with Miyake I'm okay and why because the little hard potato balls and I think those could do some damage

in Florida a 21 year old woman was arrested after she attacked her sister with ravioli Yeah, yeah, it's pretty good too.

She was mad at her sister Because the sister brought the food home, but was not sharing the ravioli

She was charged with battery for with using ravioli.

Oh my god.

What would you be charged with if you used?

Well, how'd you pronounce it again?

Yucky yucky?

Mm-hmm yucky and yucky and yucky start start with the n first Niyaki.

Is that the gno cch I ah Finally learned how to say it yucky not good nachi

That's how the wee people in the Midwest say

it.

Yucky, when made well, is very pillowy, soft, and delicious.

Most of the time, even by Italians, however, it's not made well, and it's very doughy, and heavy, and disgusting.

Does it get served with a sauce?

Yep, red sauce.

Red sauce, okay.

Pesto sauce, whatever.

Question real quick, too, because I had one Italian guy from Jersey tell me,

that Red Sauce was known as gravy.

Is that right?

And Jersey has

their own rules.

The whole Jersey Italian community has their own rules.

They, they, they say, uh, uh, Mott's instead of mozzarella moots.

Sorry.

They say moots instead of mozzarella.

They say Gabba goal instead of, um, uh, Capricola.

They call it Gabba goal.

They just have their own language.

Why'd they change the word?

I don't know.

Okay.

And no, it's sauce.

The thing is that sauce, the Italian conversion, what do you call it?

Translation.

The Italian translation when all the old Italians came to America, when they learned English, they learned gravy and sauce.

So they thought they were interpreting it.

correctly, but they were interpreting it wrong.

You're the first person to explain that to me as to why he was saying it was gravy.

You finally explained it to nobody could ever.

They're just like, oh, that's what you do.

And I'm like, no,

lost in translation.

They translated it to gravy instead of the sauce.

I am an Italian.

Oh, gee, I know these things.

I know some people.

I got a guy.

I got a guy staying much levels up next.

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It's good track.

Let's check your double shot lunch for today.

What did you do?

I can't

remember Oh I'm doing it old-school metal lunch today.

I love it.

Yeah old-school metal lunch

Think

about

what a night wears

Nightwish, nightgown?

No, what a night wears.

Oh, Armored Saint.

Yes.

Armored Saint.

Any stories of Armored

Saint?

Any stories of Armored Saint?

No, because I didn't get into them till after the fact.

Most of my metal I got into after the fact.

It takes me a while, no matter what generation, to warm up to the metal kids.

So Armored Saint, I was late to the party on it, but my God, when I finally got him.

It's like, wow.

Top five Tuesday, we didn't rehearse this.

Your top five metal bands for you.

For me?

Yes.

Sabaton, number one, absolutely.

Number two, Metallica.

Okay.

And number three.

Well,

you don't have a top five.

You have just top three.

Top three is the best.

I can only go three deep.

Let's see.

Number three, Judas Priest.

Okay.

Number four.

Give me a second, number four, metal.

That might be as deep as I can go, because I have specific songs I like to listen to whole bands.

Okay, number four, you too.

I wish you guys could see what I just did.

I rolled my eyes and sat back.

You made a face.

Iron Maiden.

I'm

kidding.

What?

You don't like Iron Maiden?

I like Iron Maiden.

I can't call them my top anything.

I like a lot of metal, but I can't put it in my top thing.

You seem

to have a particular type of metal that you like.

I love all Scandinavian stuff.

Yes.

All Scandinavian.

I don't care.

I can identify it.

I just love, to me, that's a very comforting sound Scandinavian metal.

I don't know what it is.

Is there a particular Scandinavian type of metal that you like?

Norwegian, Finnish?

You see, I can... There are

people who could probably identify the difference.

I can't because metalheads and their subgenres make me crazy.

Make me crazy.

Um, I love it.

I should put Alex's band on my list.

Yeah, you should guilty of treason.

There you go.

You haven't seen guilty of treason.

You must.

Yeah.

And think if they started singing and finish.

That would be amazing.

Give me your top three.

Metal bands.

Yeah.

Iron Maiden's got to be on that list for me.

Yes.

I would agree with you on Judas Priest.

Okay.

But see, now looking back, I have a hard time calling them metal at the time they were metal.

Yeah.

But now, given what we know, are they still a metal band?

I don't know.

I'm also a big

Machine Head fan.

Oh, interesting.

I like Machine Head a lot.

That's good.

And I don't know if that gives me any street cred or not.

Probably not.

Probably not.

I do like Metallica, but not as a metal band.

Really?

I don't classify them anymore as a metal band.

Speed metal, baby.

Until it sleeps although bits of

dark metal to I mean, I'll see I'll I still say and I and I live by this the black albums one of the best albums ever made period

and a

story no arguments It's one of the best

albums ever means the album that introduced me to the band right and then I had to go backwards years later right so many had to it was like the cash was my classmate Nigel

Yes, Nigel.

Nigel Miller.

He wore this shirt that said Metallica and it was the metal up your ass.

It was the thing coming out of the toilet.

And I was like, yes, that's cool.

What's that from?

And he goes, not the black album, because he was one of those guys, because he had an older brother.

I didn't have an older brother to teach me any of these things.

There are people, there's nothing wrong with the black album.

That's what brought Metallica to the masses.

That's when they finally figured

it out.

I remember Mike Warners, who introduced me to Grunge Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Jane's Addiction, Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Jane's Addiction is Grunge?

Well, all of that stuff.

It was the Lollapalooza era.

And he was, yeah, Mike was, he wasn't my older brother, but he introduced me to that stuff.

And it was all the early stuff.

And then Black Hole Sun comes out and goes, wait, that's that band?

Wait a second.

I kind of see you as a little affair guy.

Oh, thanks.

I appreciate that coming up here in just a few.

We got some Sarah McLaughlin.

No, Liz Fair for you.

Liz fair is amazing.

I

know.

So

hot.

Yeah.

Ridiculous.

She made me, man.

I've got it back.

I've got it backstage once.

Just brief encounter.

She didn't have the glasses on it.

I was very disappointed.

No, you're talking Lisa Loeb.

Oh, Lisa Loeb.

You're right.

I love her to

confuse Liz Fair and Lisa Loeb.

No, Liz fair was the one that did super super Nova, right?

Oh forget.

Yeah.

Yeah.

No, forget that and then Lisa lobe.

She's doing was it stay?

Yep.

I missed you.

Yep.

Yeah.

And she still wears the glasses.

See, you are a little fair guy.

I can't say Lilith either.

You are a Lilith fair guy.

Sarah McLaughlin's pretty hot with what?

So we're like, no, no, come on.

One song is enough to make me hate what the one the arms of an angel.

Yes.

Is it because it makes you want to buy a cat?

No.

So we went from heaviest metal in the hands of all time to some Tory Amos coming up here shortly.

Yeah, we just really went over a huge bridge.

Oh my God.

Thanks for listening to The Rock 108 Morning Show.

Russ is in next.