Brian Marshall & The ROCK 108 Morning Show - "Tom Garland's Top 5 for Aug. 27"

It's Top 5 Tuesday on The Rock 108 Morning Show.

What a great lead-in for friend of the show, Tom Garland, right after the news.

So serious.

That's very serious.

People are getting scammed.

People are getting shot.

Yeah.

And I brought dad jokes to your show.

We'll lighten it

up.

So, obviously you've had to follow some interesting situations, not the news all the time, but...

When you're going out to Iowa Falls at your next show, who are you

following there?

I'm following a bunch of funny comedians.

You're talking about when I do stand up.

Yeah.

I'm doing stand up on Saturday in Iowa Falls.

It's at 9 p.m.

It's at the 503.

I think there's like

of four or five other comics on the show.

That's awesome.

Yeah.

So they'll probably be five minutes left for me at the end of the night.

No, I think I'm headlining.

So I would assume I'm doing like a 45 minutes set or more.

So

that's awesome.

And you don't get up to Iowa Falls very often.

No, I don't.

I don't know if that's a big tourism spot.

I don't.

I haven't done my research yet, but is what's going on in Iowa Falls?

Is there there's a fancy Walmart?

Okay.

You know like a super center.

Yeah,

I don't know if it's super center,

but you know,

Iowa Falls and Walmart

There's a bridge that goes over the

the creek

You know

the walking bridge if you're looking for that.

Yeah, you know and it's Iowa Falls So I have to imagine there's falls around there's some kind of

I have been

to Iowa Falls once.

Yeah, when was that?

It's been a while this this will

probably be my one

time

I'm not putting it down, just having been

through very, very often.

I'm not either.

I'm playing there at Saturday while I'm making fun of it.

Maybe you should report back to me what I'm missing out on.

Well, you're missing out on a free show, man.

It's Saturday, 9 p.m.

The 503 and Iowa Falls.

Tom Garland, me, headlining.

Come see it.

So it's a little warm outside.

We're a little...

Damp underneath the armpits as it were yeah, man.

I you you can call it hot.

I don't know people are like oh It's it's it's heating up.

I'm like it's hot.

It's I lived in Vegas.

This is hot.

It's it's a hundred some degrees outside That's considered hot.

So what do you got for the top five today?

So these are the top five.

It's so hot jokes.

You got to set me so it's so hot.

Okay.

Mm-hmm.

Hey Tom

It's so hot.

How hot is it?

No, OK, let's just do these.

Number five, it's so hot.

The Amish have admitted they were wrong.

Abraham, this is this ice cream, Konaid cutting it.

Let's get the AC.

It's a kayak.

Number four, it's so hot.

They're closing pools because the water is boiling.

Yep.

Just throw some vegetables in there.

Oh, number three, it's so hot.

Every job with air conditioning is no longer hiring.

Number two, it's so hot every house with pseudofedron in it just became a math lab.

Yeah, there it is.

You're cooking math whether you like it or not.

I don't like checking in.

By the way, if you did not know how to cook math, you just learned on this program.

So even if you don't like the jokes, you can appreciate that.

You just picked up a new hobby.

What do you got for number one?

Wait, wait, wait.

It's so hot.

How hot is it?

It's so hot.

The COVID virus called back up that bat's ass just to cool down.

I

don't know why there was just popping.

Love it.

Tom Garland, not only the top five, but doing stand up as well.

One more time where you're at.

Stand up.

I'm at Iowa Falls at the 503 bar this Saturday, 9 p.m.

show.

It's absolutely free.

Come in and laugh with us.

It's gonna be fun.