Brian Marshall & The ROCK 108 Morning Show - "Finger Biter"

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It's magnetic from wage war on the Rockwell 8 Morning Show.

Good morning, Tom Garland.

Good morning.

You know, I want to tell you, you think you got it bad where you have to wake up and do top five Tuesday with me.

Somebody has the worst.

Yeah, this is so bad that you promote my

comedy on your radio station.

Yeah.

But do you ever have those mornings where you wake up and you're like, this is the worst.

Yeah.

But I do this segment to prove that somebody else has it worse than you do here this morning.

Well, what is it?

Well, here we go.

This one's out of Wisconsin.

You've been there, you've done shows in Wisconsin.

Yeah, yeah, I got one coming up.

Milwaukee, have you been there?

I have been to Milwaukee.

All right.

A Milwaukee man being accused of getting violent while attending a wedding.

I have the 911 call associated with this.

Take a listen to this one.

Pennsylvania Street, we've got a report of one person trying to fight off other people.

It's a report that someone bit a finger off.

Did you hear that?

Bit his finger off?

Yeah, bit somebody's finger off.

Uh, they were trying to restrain him who he was getting into an altercation with somebody at the wedding.

And during that altercation, the individual being restrained bit someone's finger off.

That's like you always hear those stories on the weddings where they're like I object which I'm like that never really happens, right?

That's not a thing in real life.

Is it that's one way to object is just be like I love that girl.

I'm gonna bite the groom's ring finger off You can't put a ring on his finger if I bite it

off What where do you get to a point that you're so mad?

that you're going to bite someone's finger off.

You know,

a lot of times too, this is probably the drunken me, but I don't like to.

That's where all good sentences start, but I don't, I like to take personal accountability.

I don't like to blame servers for anything.

Yeah, I think that guy may have been over-served.

Just maybe a little over-served, like, if you like.

Johnson, I think we gave him too much alcohol.

Like, why is that?

Oh,

he just

bit someone's finger off.

What was his last order, do you think?

I'd like three fingers of whiskey.

All

right.

The Rock 108 Morning Show with Brian Marshall.

I'm really bad at coming up with costumes.

Do you have a costume this year?

No.

Me neither.

I don't ever have one and stuff.

So I'm always that guy doing last minute costumes.

These are top five last minute Halloween costumes.

Oh, let's go.

All right.

Number five, you can let a grown man just rub baby oil all over you and you could be Justin Bieber.

Number four, you could put on a white sheet and pretend to do comedy and then your Tony Hinch

clip.

Oh, yes.

Sorry.

Might he might not have been wearing a white she but it

kind of

seemed like he was ready to number three You can turn on the NFL and annoy the heck out of everyone your tailors swift No number two whoever you're talking to just do their accent back at them and your Kamala Harris That one is funny, but the Tony Hitchcliff was laughing because you were exactly right

And the number one last minute Halloween costume, just walk into the party, smack the host to the party in the face, and then act like it didn't happen, you're Will

Smith.