11/12/2024 Tom Garland & Boston Mike Bitz

Dude, we're into, like, my favorite season.

The holiday season is finally upon us.

They're already playing Christmas music, which can only mean one thing.

Toyotathon.

These are the top five rejected car models for Toyotathon.

Number five, the Toyota Camala.

See, you thought politics was done, and then I hit you with it right off the gate.

Look, there's a Bernie model, too.

That was also unreleased, but...

Some say that would have been better.

Number four, the Toyota Melania.

This one can just leave on its own at some point.

It may have left for a while and came back.

We don't even know, right?

Sooner or later, it becomes sentient and it'll just drive away.

Self-driving.

Number three, the Toyota Ferris.

It's too expensive for how bad it performs.

Seven million a year to lease and you can't get out of the contract until 2029.

Number two, the Toyota Hinchcliff.

This one not available in Puerto Rico.

And the number one rejected car model for Toyota-thon is the Toyota CRX.

And that's just what it sounds like.

It's your ex from Cedar Rapids.

It's completely toxic, unstable, comes complete with someone else's kids, but hey, she'll still let you ride her to work.