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The Rock 108 Morning Show with Brian Marshall · Tue Dec 3, 2024
These are the top five Black Friday deals you missed out on.
Number five, FEMA tents.
No one knows camping like the US government.
You can get yourself a FEMA tent, have a little fire festival in your backyard.
Number four, Elon Musk flashlights.
Oh, you want to stick it to the libs?
You got to stick it to yourself first.
Liberal-tier lubricant sold separately.
Number three, Mike Tyson ear-shaped edibles.
They have Trump ones too, but those aren't selling well either.
You take a bite, and then it just grows back, and you're like, did I ever bite there?
They taste like orange.
Number two, Alexa robots.
You can bring them to the holidays and see if they're more racist than your uncle.
Alexa, make us uncomfortable.
This is the number one thing Black Friday deal, I think everybody missed out on.
They're actually doing Hunter Biden brand laptops.
They do art, they buy guns, they don't require a password, but they do require a pardon.
It's top five Tuesday on The Rock 108 Morning Show.
