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The Rock 108 Morning Show with Brian Marshall · Wed Dec 18, 2024
Who used all the Wi-Fi?
Ah, apartment life.
Bad Wi-Fi, mystery laundry piles, and a roommate who says, I'll Venmo you.
Maybe 2027 deserves an upgrade.
Coming August 2027, Four Lakes Properties introduces the brand new Union Station Apartments, furnished in-unit washer and dryer.
Internet included a great central downtown location, one to five bedroom apartments, and no double occupancy fees.
That's less adulting and more actually enjoying where you live.
Union Station Apartments, now leasing from Four Lakes Properties.
Wait, we have a washer and dryer in the apartment?
These
are top five things the New Jersey drones are looking for.
Number five, it's Diddy and Jay-Z, and they're looking for an alibi.
You see one down there?
Is there consent down there?
Number four, it's Caitlin Clark, and she's looking for some WNBA respect.
Wow.
Does anyone care that I packed this place?
Number three, it's Kirk Farrance.
He's looking for an offense.
Do you see a quarterback down there?
Is there anybody in the portal?
Number two, it's a me, Mario, looking for Luigi.
Yeah.
They took a Luigi.
Number one thing, the New Jersey drones are looking for.
You said it, Brian.
It's aliens, and they're looking for intelligent life.
I don't think they're going to find it in New Jersey, but they're like, take me to your leaders.
Our leaders, I don't know if that's such a good idea.
It's top five Tuesday on The Rock 108 Morning Show.
Who used all the Wi-Fi?
Ah, apartment life.
Bad Wi-Fi, mystery laundry piles, and a roommate who says, I'll Venmo you.
Maybe 2027 deserves an upgrade.
Coming August 2027, Four Lakes Properties introduces the brand new Union Station Apartments, furnished in-unit washer and dryer.
Internet included a great central downtown location, one to five bedroom apartments, and no double occupancy fees.
That's less adulting and more actually enjoying where you live.
Union Station Apartments, now leasing from Four Lakes Properties.
Wait, we have a washer and dryer in the apartment?
Apartment?
