Brian Marshall & The ROCK 108 Morning Show - "Tom Garland's Top 5 for January 14th"

So these are the top five things to be proud of in 2025.

Number five, you're now considered a good parent if your kid hasn't killed anybody.

You go to parent-teacher conferences and they're like, I think Jimmy is advancing quite well.

He's not trying to bring weapons to school.

He hasn't tried to murder any classmates or CEOs.

He hasn't tried to kill the CEO of the company that- Starting strong today, aren't ya?

Number four, Taylor Swift hasn't decided to run for public office yet.

She might.

Number three, when the next pandemic happens, we can go back to being rude to everybody.

When everyone is like standing close to you and you're like, excuse me, can you back up?

Number two, the Gulf of America.

Just that, just the Gulf of America, the end.

The number one thing we can be proud of in 2025, when AI takes your job, you can get a new job, fixing AI.

It's Top 5 Tuesday on The Rock 108 Morning Show.