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But I did stumble down to the parade, and you know what I did was I wrote some things down, Brian, that I overheard.

This is top five things overheard at St.

Patrick's Day Parade.

Number five, they shouldn't allow kids in bars after 11 a.m.

Number four, can you smoke weed out of a bagpipe?

Yeah.

Number three, good thing this holiday didn't fall on a Sunday, huh, Father?

Number two, is this an Uber or a police car?

I don't know why that's my voice for like the average drunk man.

All of these, of course, are drunk males.

Well, you know, personal experience.

Yeah.

This is the number one thing that I overheard at the St.

Patrick's Day parade.

Just because it's green doesn't mean it's beer.

Sleep what I'm dead is the autumn Kings with rock 108 Tom Garland with us morning.

Good morning, Brian So you pay much attention to the Knicks in Miami heat last night.

I did not know they were playing a Really competitive game for quite some time for three quarters heat led by 11 after a quarter and then the Knicks pulled out within two at halftime Slim lead in the third and then Well for approximately 10 minutes.

They had to stop the game really mm-hmm.

Yeah fans it in court side vomited

Yeah, well I'll say Patrick's day The crew needed to clean up the vomit before play could resume and the fan it turns out was Tracy Morgan

Tracy Morgan Now wait a minute Tracy don't you already have a lot of money, but you got to have a lot of money if you're gonna live like I live I eat for cheese lasagna

He got three cheeses, I ain't

eatin' it.

Eddie Murphy doing a Tracy Morgan impression from SNL.

Maybe it was the four cheeses lasagna.

It was something.

He puked on the court.

Yes, on the court.

And then at one point they had to wheel him out of his seat, seemingly dealing with a nose bleed.

Like he vomited so hard he had a nose bleed too.

Oh, that's

a whole other type of.

At first I thought it was alcohol or food.

If your nose is bleeding and you're throwing up,

that's a

whole other category of partying.

Maybe he has sinus infection.

Maybe.

I will say this.

This is how we know the pandemic is finally over.

If you, if somebody could just puke and then they could just mop it up and the game resumes, we are back folks.

We

are, we are freaking back.

That is, that is some 20, 2019 energy right there.

Yes.

Absolutely.

Tom Garland will have his top five coming up here today.

I mean, St.

Patty's day was yesterday.

We'll get more with Tom Garland coming up shortly.

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So that

means friend of the show Tom Garland who I saw in his social media is working on your next stand-up special Yeah,

new comedy special coming out soon.

So how

what timing are we looking at?

I don't have a date for it yet The way it works is I submit it to a distributor and then they decide what platforms to put it on and that sort of stuff But it has been submitted their closed caption in it right now for all those

It

was fun for stand-up because then you get to sit you're like, ha, they had to write that out.

Stuff I can't say on the radio.

Isn't that wild?

Like your bits, somebody's probably typing that out.

Do you think they're laughing along with the specialists they're typing it out?

It's probably some AI that's like,

I will destroy the human race.

But it has to type out what I did.

What is adventure

land?

Exactly,

you already know.

Uh, here's one of the things.

So yesterday, obviously big day around the country as it is St.

Patrick's Day.

Did you make it to the Sapa Dapa Cell Parade?

I started to make it to the parade, you know, I started a little outside of the parade downtown.

I won't say what bar I was at, but it was a sleeper, man.

I went, I think you had to be in the action yesterday because if you were even like two or three blocks away, which I was at a bar, I asked for an Irish car bomb yesterday and the girl was like, what?

What's in that?

What is even even in that?

I said, let's Google it together because it's St.

Patrick's

day

But then I'm

the idiot that's

like, I don't know what's in the alcohol.

I want to drink Which makes me sound like I already felt guilty enough that I was ordering an Irish car bomb at like noon alone like that So yeah, St.

Patty's day you

can wind the clock back a couple hours.

It's fine In Boston, they had shared a photo of dozens of Borgs.

Do you

know what that term is?

Not really.

It's like, that's like when they drink out of a jug or something.

Yes.

You knew better than I did.

All I could do is associate it with Star Trek the next generation and you know, we will assimilate you.

Uh, no, it stands up for blackout rage gallons, just a gallon jug full of booze.

Yeah.

And in Boston, they're talking about this.

The city councilor Ed Flynn was talking about the Borgs and how that's bad.

The collections at the train stations with like 40 laying by like a column.

We can't continue having a parade with his violence and alcohol are major parts of it.

This parade is about respecting our South Boston veterans in military families.

And if we can't do that in a family friendly way,

I'd rather have no parade.

He'd rather have no parade.

That's ridiculous.

I'm sorry, but every generation has their borg of sorts, right?

I don't know about your, but for my generation, it was called four loco.

Oh yeah.

Right.

We had four loco.

You'd have like a half of four loco and be just completely nuts, you know, climbing stuff.

Yeah.

No, ours was Natty Ice.

Natty Ice.

Yeah.

You guys did, I think you're a little bit older than me.

Was

it not Edward 40?

You

had

duct tape to your hands with 40

ounces of OE.

What was the other one?

The Vortex game where everybody stands in a circle and you pass two bottles around.

That was one.

Flippy Cup is another game.

Yeah, there's

games.

There's all that.

Yeah, all that's the truth.

Now they've just said, forget games.

Let's just get a jug and black out.

You know what we used to do, which was terrible,

we used to drink ever clear.

which is like, you can start your car with that.

But I remember the logic of my high school brain was I was like, if we get one bottle of Everclear, we can split it between four of us and we can all get drunk.

But you like, you can just smell Everclear

and get drunk.

I think I've had it once and it was at a jungle juice party.

Yeah, that's what it's always in jungle juice.

So I don't know, maybe that's what's in the Borg or whatever.

Yeah, maybe.

You didn't see any of those yesterday at the parade, did you?

but I didn't stumble down to the parade.

And you know what I did was I wrote some things down, Brian, that I overheard at the parade.

So that's my top five list for today.

This is top five things overheard at St.

Patrick's Day parade.

Number five, they shouldn't allow kids in bars after 11 a.m.

Number four, can you smoke weed out of a bagpipe?

Yeah.

That would actually be kind of fun, wouldn't it?

Yes, it would.

Yeah, I'd probably, I'd probably partake

in that.

Play the

rowdy pipe or entrance song and you're just, whoa, I can't see straight.

Number three, good thing this holiday didn't fall on a Sunday, huh, father?

Number two, is this an Uber or a police

car?

I don't know why that's my voice for like the average drunk man.

All of these, of course, are drunk males.

Well, you

know, personal experience.

Yeah.

Number, this is the number one thing that I overheard at the St.

Patrick's Day Parade.

Just because it's green doesn't mean it's beer.

Tracy Morgan,

Tracy Morgan, right there in the New York Knicks courts.

Tom Garland, your standup special is coming up soon.

Where can they find you on social

media?

Yeah.

Right now you can just search Tom Garland.

You'll find me on Google.

You'll find me on Facebook and Instagram, but I want you to check out my comedy special that's already out.

It's called Tom Garland selling out.

That's on to be and it's absolutely free.

Disturbed.

Are they drinking Borgs?

Are they lighting the rafters on fire at the United center down with the sickness on rock one away?

Thanks, Tom.