4-1-25 Top 5 Thing A Baseball Manager Does Not Want To Hear

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You know, it's

a little season.

I was gonna say

yeah football is not going on right now Do I get a guess what your favorite baseball team is?

Yeah,

you have

one.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah It has to be the Cedar Rapids kernels because you talk about mr. Shucks

like

all the time

No, no, it's not the kernels.

It's I'm a big cubs fan I spent a ton of time in Chicago doing stand-up and when I would go to Chicago I stayed on my friend's couch Keegan Buckingham of Washington, Iowa shout out to Washington, but he he Lived right in Wrigleyville

like two blocks from the stadium and a socks fan for some reason.

So he hated it, but I loved it.

We were so close to Wrigley and yeah, it was a neat time to be there and be broke.

Wrigleyville is a place to, it seems like it's a constant tailgate party, doesn't it?

Oh yeah, it was crazy.

And then one time I was out in Colorado and so the Cubs were playing there and I was like, I'm gonna go see them play the Rockies.

The tickets were cheap and I went to, and it's like,

not the same at all.

Like, I thought that's how all baseball games were.

I was like, yeah, they're all like people throwing up in the street and like, you know, fights and, you know, heckling people.

And it was like, it was like being in London or something like that.

They were like, hey, would you like a tea with your hot dog?

And I was like, no, I'd like a giant beer and a yell at somebody.

I want to insult Bobby Abray right now.

What is going on?

Yeah.

Well, I Bobby a

bridge.

I don't know.

That was just a baseball game that popped into my

head.

Cal

Ripken, Jr.

neither team.

Yeah.

I'm just thinking on just any player.

What him specifically bring him in.

Yeah.

So today we're talking about baseball and I'm assuming that's where the top five is

going to be top five baseball.

I mean, it's back.

So all right, batter up top five things.

A baseball manager does not want to hear the manager.

He doesn't want to hear it.

top five things a baseball manager does not want to hear.

Number five, where's my syringe?

Just, I left it here somewhere.

Oh, it's stuck in my leg.

Robbie

Canseco.

Oh

wait.

He's hunting Bigfoot.

Yes.

Number four, how long is left in this inning?

Oh no.

There's bar clothes, at some point.

I'd like to get out of here.

Gotta get on my social media.

Yeah.

Number three, I'm not much of a hat guy.

I wear the hat all the time.

It just doesn't look right on me.

Number two, why would we play them again today if they just beat us?

No.

We should play them again?

Oh, that's what the twins and brewers are saying right now.

And the number one thing a baseball manager probably doesn't want to hear is, hey, if you sit on your hand until it falls asleep, it feels like someone else is pitching.

That's a three, two change up right in your pants.

Exactly.

I don't know if that's something that you necessarily want to do as a pitcher who throws a couple of fastballs.

Yeah.

No, that's that's that's the change up for

sure.

Yeah.

Curveball going your way.

Tom Garland, where are you going to be playing?

You got shows coming up?

I have a show coming up in Vegas.

And

you were just, you know, yeah.

To me, I'm like, why does anybody in Iowa care?

Because you can't come see it.

But maybe you can.

Maybe you get on a flight and I'll be at the stratosphere for a night or two in the last week in April.

That's amazing.

You go back to Vegas and have a good time.

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm excited about that.

So that'll be cool.

I'll go up in the... The stratosphere is such a weird casino because it's like on the strip, but not on the strip.

Yeah.

Even when I lived out there people would be like, where you playing?

And you're like, oh, I'm playing at Bally's or MGM or something like that.

And people are like, oh, that's so cool.

And then you're like, you're like, I'm playing at the stratosphere.

They're like, have fun.

Got of a rough neighborhood.

You can go across the street to the pond stars and say hello.

You can.

Yeah, you know.

Yeah.

I'm going to get your

comedy show.

Best I can get you is Tom Garland.

Exactly.

Not a big draw against Celine Dion and Jerry Seinfeld.

Carat

Top's done a bunch of shows.

Tom Garland hang out for just a minute, 7-0-7, Brain Buster coming up shortly.

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