5-13-25 Top 5 Negotiations of the U.S. / China Trade Deal

It's Top

5 Tuesday on The Rock 108 Morning Show!

Friend of the show, Tom Garland, who has a couple of stand-up specials, including one that you can see now.

Now, is that also available overseas or do you have to pay tariffs

on

that?

I think it is available overseas

on the

on the worldwide web through.

Well, it's like through streaming.

You go on to be the to be app or to be dot com.

I think to be dot TV or something.

And and yeah, there's specials called Tom Garland selling out.

I'm sure you can get that with just you're going to watch some commercials, but you're not going to pay a tariff.

Do you think

I don't know if you've ever thought about this?

But if it is available overseas, do you think that there is someone who is having to recount all of your jokes in their native language?

You know, they have a thing when you go through the distributor, if you want to, like, dub it over.

Yeah.

And I thought that would be weird.

And so it has subtitles.

Oh, it has subtitles.

You know, so it has subtitles.

Oh.

You're not going to hear me, like, see my mouth move.

And then you're like, you're like, that's not going to happen.

Tom, that would have been so cool.

Yeah, that might have been neat.

Yeah.

You could be in Spanish, you could do it in Japanese.

That'd be really fun.

You'd

have to find somebody that was willing to do it.

Like, I could see a translator being like, I'm not saying that.

But speaking of overseas and the tariffs and all this sort of, you saw the US and the China are making a trade deal.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Shaking hands.

So that's the top five for today.

I don't know.

Did you read it, the trade deal?

Yeah, a little bit.

My eyes glazed over.

I really dug through this.

Oh, you did?

Yeah, these are what I think are the top five negotiations of the US-China trade deal.

All right.

Number five, both countries have agreed that Panda Express is not real Chinese food.

It tastes damn good, though.

It doesn't count.

If you can get it at the decalboasis, it's not real Chinese food.

There's a few of you that know this.

Number four, China says they will lower the price of coffepe, whatever that is.

Oh, that's a term I haven't heard in a bit.

Whatever it is, I'll take it down.

Nice.

Number three, both countries have agreed to stop spying on each other until they both get caught again.

Yep.

That's on hold for now.

Number two, the US says they will force everyone who gets a driver's license to sign up for Timu.

Yeah.

Get you a little team of star.

Are you an organ donor?

Do you need an armoire with a mirror and lights in it?

Yes.

And we will get that for you for what is that 100% off?

Yes.

Spin the wheel for 16 cents and 10,000 emails.

And number one, these are negotiations of the US, China trade deal.

The number one deal that they made is both countries have agreed.

Neither of them understand Hello Kitty.

Oh, man.

Just waving a little.

What is it?

No, no, the Hello Kitty.

That's the that's the waving kitty.

Hello Kitty is like that white, weird.

These all sound the same to me.

We don't.

We don't understand.

It's awesome.

Someday we'll figure it all out.

But

Tom Garland will break it down for you.

And again, they can find you on

your social media, which is.

Yeah, you can find me on social media.

Just Google the name Tom Garland.

I'll come up and I want you to check out my comedy special, man.

It's time.

called Tom Garland selling out and it's free on to be.

Yeah.

And not

dubbed

just just in subtitles.

You can have those up if you want disturbed liberate.

It's top five Tuesday on the rock one away morning show.