5-20-25 Top 5 Summer Jobs for CR Roughriders Hockey Players

It's Top 5 Tuesday on The Rock 108 Morning Show.

Friend of the show, Tom Garland is joining us here today, who is not only a friend of the show, but a comedian, a actor, filmmaker.

That's credits that you can see that are available now on

Tubi.

Thank you, Brian.

That was that was quite the plug.

Yeah You you have made a couple of movies or have been involved in a couple of movies one of them Let's talk about arcade gamer real quick.

Yeah, you can you can it's a documentary that I made you can find that It's called the arcade gamer the true story That's on to be it's absolutely free to search arcade.

They'll probably come up and

Headstrong with Rob Van Damme.

You are featured in the movie.

Yeah, I'm just in that movie, but that's probably the one that I'm most Always excited about to talk about because you know features like you said Hall of Famer Rob Van Damme and RVD man and Yeah, a little nod to Sabu in it too that just passed away rest in peace to Sabu and Yeah, it's a cool movie.

That's like everywhere man.

That's on YouTube.

That's on Amazon.

That's on to be

And as an actor, you're going to be in a new movie called Huskies.

Huskies coming soon.

Yeah.

We're we're just starting to roll that out.

So I don't have dates and that's fine and stuff like that just for that yet.

But yeah, filmed all of that in Waterloo with with Don Zilla, Don Trenagle of Las Vegas and Iowa comedy fame and and Don and I had been friends for years.

And so I was lucky he put me in the movie and and

had me produce it with him, so yeah.

Sounds like you got a

lot of credits and a lot of different things and a lot of different jobs that you've had, Tom.

Yeah, one thing, I've never been successful with those sports, so it was fun to be in a sports movie, Huskies is a sports movie, so that was a funny thing to be involved in.

Man, I get so envious just watching people

play sports, being around sports and that sort of stuff.

You know who I always am like, wow, I can't imagine doing that.

Is the Rough Riders hockey players?

Really?

They just finished their season, I think.

Like last month, they just wrapped up.

And yeah, they're like kids too.

You know, you're always like, but you don't realize.

I'm that guy with the tall beard.

I'm like, beat him up.

And then I don't realize I'm like, that is a 17 year old kid like sleeping on somebody's couch.

Absolutely.

Yeah.

Just trying to get a scholarship.

I feel for those kids, but at some point they have to go from the hockey rink and then you get the summer off.

So I want to help those kids out.

These are the top five summer jobs for the Rough Riders hockey players.

All right, let's go.

All right, number five, Zamboni Uber driver.

You sit on the back, wave to everyone going home from the bars.

Is there an Excel version of that, too?

Yeah, definitely.

So you can bring four people with a realtor's face on the side of it.

Oh!

Here we go, Skogman Realty.

Yeah, absolutely.

Number four, pool lifeguard.

You know, that sounds simple enough.

Yeah.

But if you can beat some ass on the ice, you can stare at it on the water.

I like it.

Number three, enforcer librarian.

OK.

Yeah, you're like.

Quiet or it's five minutes in the penalty box behind the encyclopedia

truck cross-checking them into

the kids section Paper mache dinosaur Cedar Rapids public library, right?

It's their efforts.

That's exciting.

No number two the tornado horn tester

This is just like the goal horn.

Yeah, you know, except you play the buzzer and it goes this is only a test Got to watch out for that can't play it because it'll get you in trouble their ears are used to it.

There you go And last but not least these are summer jobs for the Rough Riders hockey players number one the fight choreographer for Iowa City Shakespeare in the park

Okay when Hamlet says to be or not to be you drop the gloves

Pull the shirt over their head tunic tunic over their head, right?

Hit him with a skull ratio

That's

about

all the Shakespeare.

I know

you Shakespeare.

That's

about it.

Tom Garland with us.

He'll be joining us shortly.

You got any graduation parties you're

going to?

No, because I don't have any kids.

So that, that'd be weird if I was just crashing graduation parties or whatever her title wave

title wave.

Hey, you guys like

Shakespeare?

Tom Garland going to hang out with us.

Brain Buster is also up on the Rockwell to make Facebook page.

We'll grab some of your guesses shortly.

Tool was sober.

Graduation means that obviously you got to go through the graduation ceremonies.

You got to say goodbye to the times in school.

But then it means graduation party.

I feel like that's hard to buy a gift for.

It is because with like a wedding, you have a registry.

You

go, OK,

how much am I willing to spend?

Tink.

There you go.

You get the butter dish.

I think probably the best gift is

condoms.

Even for females.

Yeah, just like here.

Put these.

Keep these nearby.

Finish it out get that degree just finish it out in the condom Stick

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