5-27-25 Top 5 Merger Names for Dick's Sporting Goods After Buying Foot Locker

It's Top 5 Tuesday on The Rock 108 Morning Show.

Friend of the show, Tom Garland is joining us here today, so we definitely won't be using the Ouija board for today's Top 5.

Do you have any other methods that you utilize for the Top 5?

Yeah, I like to look at stuff that is trending, right?

We try and keep these topical.

I don't know, did you see this in the news?

Dick's Sporting Goods is buying Footlocker.

Yes, I did.

And mostly because of the name of the Sporting Goods store.

It's just

like, look, you got that into the news.

Way to go, guys.

And Footlocker's not.

I've always thought it's a kind of a weird name, too.

Like kind of a foot, you know, like right on the sign.

And I just.

So I wonder what name they're actually going to pick because they're going to merge these two companies, right?

So these are the top five merger names.

when they combine Dick Sporting Goods and they buy Foot Locker.

Number five, Dick Locker.

Some are smaller than others.

Dick Locker sounds like something that would happen to you in middle school.

It's like gym class.

We Dick Lockered him and we put him in the, and you're like, what?

That's traumatic.

You come out of

the shower and they just clang right

on the door.

Wow.

On the locker.

Okay.

It hurt me.

Number four, foot dickers.

Okay.

That also is a middle school thing.

There's some girl like she foot dickered him.

I don't know if that's sure.

It's up on Pornhub too.

Yeah.

Yeah.

There you go.

There's an only fans just out there for everything.

Number three, soul penetration.

Oh gosh.

That sounds like it could be a band.

Yeah, that's something maybe.

But the soul inside you.

Yeah, this is soul like S-O-L-E, like foot soul.

Yeah, no, it's got, okay.

Also probably a Pornhub term.

Number two, sneakers and wieners.

That sounds like a band name.

Could maybe change, it could be wieners, it could be peeners, it could be any sort of.

Yeah, like a ska band.

Lot of trumpets and somebody dancing around in the background helicopter helicopter

And the number one merger name.

This is Dick's boarding goods joins with footlocker.

I think they should call it tread and head I Think we've mentioned enough here today.

So yeah, the

Ouija board is like Tom today is the day you get fired Have you gone too far signs point to maybe

Tom Garland,

you can find him on social media.

Where's that?

Yeah, you can find me at sporting goods stores all over the general year.

I'm on Google Me Man, Tom Garland, and you'll find my comedy special out there on Tubi.

It's called Tom Garland Selling Out.

Tom Garland Selling Out and a song that you might hear at the new Dick Sporting Goods in combination with Foot Locker.

Sex type things, don't double pilots.

The Rock 108 Morning Show.