6-10-25 Top 5 Signs That Hollywood Is Officially Out Of Ideas

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friend of the show stand-up comedian Tom Garland who has been doing his top five was us.

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I think it

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So what's today's top five?

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So, you know.

Speaking of Google I get on Google and it's always trying to like you ever go on Google and then it it shows you like what's coming up in the new before you type in the search bar It starts showing you what's coming up in the news and that sort of stuff I keep seeing there.

It's summer movies are out and they're pushing these summer movies Man, there's a lot of garbage out there.

They keep pushing I I think Hollywood is officially out of ideas Okay, so these are the top five signs Hollywood is out of ideas

Number five, the new Fast and the Furious movie, you see this?

It's just two hours of Vin Diesel waiting at the DMV.

Sitting around, filling out paperwork, trying to find some documents.

Texting his family.

Yeah.

Number four, they're making a horror movie about the 2B loading screen.

Oh, 2B 2B.

It's just you're just stuck on that you're like is this ever gonna I just really want to see Tom Garland stand up come on I just really want to see four commercials.

Yes before I watch con air, you know Number three the new Star Wars spinoff is actually an R2-D2 origin story, and it's told entirely in beeps.

Oh

I love it, and then we could put it on the little closed captioning underneath

Yeah, exactly.

For the

hearing impaired.

Yeah.

What

is he doing?

I

don't understand.

That'd be a great fiver job.

Just fill out the closed captioning for this and it just says beep, beep, beep.

Only on 2B, yeah.

Only on 2B.

2B, 2B, beep, beep, beep.

These are...

signs that Hollywood is out of ideas.

Number two, there's a new ET coming out where he comes back to LA, but then he gets deported.

ET, you gotta go home.

Sorry.

See

you see you or somewhere.

You're maybe to El Salvador or something.

Oh Or back or back and the number one is they're remaking Titanic, but this time it's a Spirit Airlines flight.

Okay.

Okay.

The iceberg is the baggage fee

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They can see your stand-up special on to be.

Yeah, you can actually watch it on to be which hey just came into the top five streaming services So no excuse anymore get on to be it's free.

There's no sign up and you can get on there and watch my stand-up comedy special It's called Tom Garland selling out

and if you happen to be on Amazon Prime Video, you can see your other movie that you made.

Yeah, you can see my other movies, too It's called the arcade gamer the true story.

That's also on to be and so is headstrong RVD headstrong the movie

I'm in with WWE Hall of Famer Rob Van Dam.

So you could 2B and Chill watching Tom Garland's

movies?

2B and Chill sounds like, that's like, I feel like you're like, hey babe, I just can't afford Netflix.

Why don't you buy me pizza, honey?

Yeah.

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