7-1-25 Top 5 People Who Shouldn't Be In Charge Of Fireworks

from the top it's top five Tuesday on the rock 108 morning show

friend of the show Tom Garland is in the house at 703 here today we are about ready to celebrate America's independence by blowing things up yes sir yeah

you ready to do that there's fireworks stores everywhere I'm I'm excited I always liked him as a kid I don't mind him going off in my neighborhood I don't think my dog likes him very much but

I think the ones that, you know, make the big flowers in the air, you know.

You like those?

Those are cool.

Yeah.

The ones that are just concussion grenades to be concussion grenades.

That gets a little bit much.

Definitely.

Oh, okay, cool.

I

didn't need that window anyway.

There I feel like there is certain people that should not be allowed to light them off Oh, yeah, they should do that on a case-to-case basis right now.

They're like a during certain days I'm like Exclude certain groups of like if you tend to run red lights Don't

like the fireworks

off if you you know if you have three baby mamas You don't get to light the fireworks that we could we could get this down to certain demographic, but you

That's my top five

for today.

Okay.

Top five people who should not be in charge of fireworks.

All right, I'm ready.

Number five, Alec Baldwin.

But it was a blank.

You know why.

Number four, Iran.

Yeah.

Some people say they shouldn't have a nuclear weapon.

I say they shouldn't even have Roman candles.

Give them snakes.

Let's take it all.

Snakes and sparklers.

I like it.

They already have snakes.

Yo, I ran.

Yeah, I covered it.

They're on a plane.

Number three, Diddy.

Diddy.

Diddy.

We want bottle rockets, Brian, not baby oil.

The baby oil just flowering down over everyone.

You're like, this is a smooth day.

This is the fourth, not a freak off.

The juror is not paying attention.

Did you see the jurors not following instructions?

There was like a 62 page deal there at the trial and the Diddy team is saying, no, they're not following instructions.

Really?

I'm sure that most of the time during his freak offs, there were some certain instructions that you had to follow.

Definitely.

There was instructions in his songs.

Yeah.

They know where I was.

He was just taking his instructions.

He's a man of instructions.

Put a beat to

it.

We've derailed.

Yes, we have.

That's all right.

This is a top five list, and these are the top five people who should not be in charge of fireworks.

Number two, Alec Baldwin again.

Uh-oh.

He's

listed twice as part of a legal agreement.

Oh.

Billy wanted to make sure he got in there.

And the number one person, these are people who should not be in charge of fireworks.

Number one, R. Kelly.

No, what now?

There's a label on the fireworks, Brian, that says not to be used around children.

Same with R Kelly.

Oh,

gosh.

Hey, at least he's not spray tanning them.

Oh, no.

Well, well, I haven't read the documents.

Tom Garland, tell us where we can find you on social media.

You can find me in the back alley behind your house lighting off fireworks at probably like 3 30 in the morning You can find me on social media.

You can just Google me Tom Garland that'll pull up my website You'll probably find my Facebook, which is just my name and hopefully you find my comedy special Tom Garland selling out which is free on to be

I showed the the special to my brother when he was in town.

Oh, yeah

I was like, hey, I'm on 2B.

He's like, yeah, you're in there Brian.

He's like, what?

I said, well, I'm on the credits.

I'm like the Marvel universe.

I'm like the special thing at the end.

Yeah, but there's a video too.

It's not just like the name drop and you hosted the show that night.

That's right.

That's right.

So it's on 2B right now and another special coming up soon.

So looking forward to that one.

The Rock 108 Morning Show.