It's Top 5 Tuesday on The Rock 108 Morning Show.
Ryan Marshall with friend of the show, Tom Garland.
And then Tom, this is the first time that I brought somebody else into play.
Uh, Mike Thomas.
Hi.
Here for Top 5.
I love it.
I think the more the merrier.
Okay.
So Top 5 today, I mean, the more people you bring into a room, sometimes that's a bad thing because you can't quite tell what happens.
You know, sometimes when you're just by yourself, something could happen.
Like, something bad.
But if there's multiple people, there's a lot of eyes, a lot of witnesses, right?
Yeah, like if there's guards in a maximum security prison,
and then the
video
cuts out for two minutes, and then
all of a sudden you can get wax and you're Epstein.
But you didn't kill yourself.
No.
But he did.
I think he did.
Yeah, I think he did.
I think he did, too.
Yeah.
Oh.
I
think
he did not kill himself.
Are we saying the same thing?
Yeah.
Did he did he not, or did he not not not?
No, did he did something else?
No, did
he did.
Yeah, yeah, did he did do it.
So there's obviously there's some confusion about that.
They've I don't know they've come out and said that the the Epstein there is no client list, right?
There won't be names released So I'm gonna do it for them.
These are the top five things These are the top five things the feds released instead of the Epstein client list.
All right, number five Diddy.
Oh No,
they released him for getting
released
Like another Tupac album.
We thought it was over.
It's not.
Released.
Can you talk about Tupac and Diddy in the same sense?
Oh, it was East Coast, West Coast.
A little bit.
Look out.
All right.
Number four, COVID.
You bet your bats ass that was us.
We just released that.
Trying to reset everything.
These are top five things the feds released instead of the Epstein client list.
Number three, Jussie Smollett.
Oh, yeah.
By the way, he's the only person to claim he's on the Epstein list.
He says he's on the list and he's not being included.
Just what
Dave like, forgot about for
a while.
The top five doesn't forget, Brian.
No.
Number two, Florida Alligators.
Yes.
Those are being released.
We're just releasing those on people.
Bobby Boucher you've been crossing
the
border behind my back.
Any time you can use a southern accent in the top five.
That was
the single worst Adam Sandler Southern whatever.
You
have
to do the same with your.
That's better.
Yeah.
I should have tossed that one to you.
These are the top five things that the Feds released instead of the Epstein client list.
Number one, Bill Clinton, Donald Trump, Prince Andrew, Kevin Spacey, Chris Tucker, not on any list because no list exists.
Those are just names you can Google with absolutely nothing in common, except they are all rich and bad at booking flights.
Can't figure out Expedia.com.
Well,
Tom Garland brings you the top five on top five Tuesday.
Where could they find you on social media?
You can
find
me, and by the way, I didn't kill myself if something happens to me.
Is that the whole website
right there?
www.TomGarlandDidN'tKillEmself.com
Yeah, I'm sure if you're in a black unmarked van, you can find me and have a talking to with me.
But my comedy special is out right now.
It's called Tom Garland's Selling Out That's Free on Tubi.
So
black unmarked van is the name of your
next comedy
special.
Tom Garland hanging with us, Mike Thomas and you, 319-234-5369 more with the Brain Buster coming up.
The Rock 108 Morning Show.
