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The Rock 108 Morning Show with Brian Marshall · Tue Jul 15, 2025
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Brian Marshall, friend of the show, Tom Garland in here for a top five Tuesday.
And if you didn't know, we've mentioned it a few times.
Tom used to work the clubs in Vegas doing his stand up comedy.
And when you'd cross the casino floor, obviously they've got blackjack.
They've got poker, Texas hold them.
Those standard games, right?
But there was there was unique games that would involve cards like
Pygalpoker was one that I would see.
Is that something you don't want to play?
Yeah, anything
that's like Caribbean stud or something.
You're like, I've never heard of that.
Probably don't, you know, that's.
that's usually a suckers bat.
Okay, so the house always wins on those particular ones, right?
I mean,
they're always winning anyway.
I mean, when you think about it, you think roulette, if you're playing red or black, you think, well, that's like 50-50, but it's not, because there's two green spaces.
Oh,
yeah.
You
know, so even then, they've got the edge, so
they always win.
What about, have you seen any, where they've introduced weird games, like car games, when we play as kids, like, what is that game, that war or whatever like that?
Yeah, you know, when we were, me and my wife lived there,
we were in lockdown for COVID in Vegas.
And so to kill time, we were constantly playing 31.
Did you ever play this?
It's like an old grandma's game.
It's like playing like old maid or like go fish or something.
And we played, you know, for months.
And then finally they reopened the casinos and my wife goes, I think I'm ready to play 31 at the casino.
I was like, they don't have 31.
Yeah, but they every now and then incorporate
a weird game.
Interesting.
Well, there's a weird game that's being incorporated now at the Palms.
So the Palms is off the strip, right?
Yeah, it's about a
block or
so
off the strip.
That's a Vegas block.
Yeah,
yeah, it's a lot.
It's a big bridge.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The Palms Casino Resort is opening up their first ever Uno Social Club.
Uno the game.
Uno the game like you play when you're a kid.
Right.
The one that starts fights just like if you're playing Monopoly,
right?
I can't imagine myself ever playing Uno in a casino.
I've certainly felt that way playing, you know, just in the strip club out there.
You know, you see the girls walking by, you're like skip, skip, skip.
And then all of a sudden you see the right one and you're like wild card.
Yes.
Pick four.
Draw four.
Let's do it.
Pick four.
Drop two.
What color
do you want?
Blue.
She's like, do you want another dance, baby?
and you're like, I'm all out of money, I got Uno,
I got one left.
Singular dollar.
This has food, drinks, game-inspired decor, bowling, pool, and other awesomeness.
Now, the Palms Casino Resort known for specialty things like this?
The
Palms Casino Resort is known for staying at the Palms and going, wow, I really shouldn't have stayed at the Palms.
I could have stayed a lot closer.
Can we play 31?
The Palms is known for standing outside and being like, the cabs don't really come out here, do they?
Oh my
gosh.
There's no cabs.
Uno says that these are temporary suites expected to open up across the US later this year.
A stunt maybe for social media hype, but yes, you got the skips, the reverses, the wilds.
Could be something to keep on your radar if you're heading out to the Palms.
To the Palms.
In Vegas and playing.
How do you bet on
this though?
Yeah, I don't know.
They're just like that that's so sketchy too like that I feel like they could just make up rules as they go along Absolutely.
Yeah, but it's not sketchy if there's a song for it and I have it for you here today Tom
Uno will become the table game a whole experience one of the casinos in Las
Vegas Always remember to
yell Uno otherwise you're
gonna have to give me two cars
Cocktails and a show, gambling on doodle!
What is this game?
I don't have a brain!
Are you serious?
Oh no!
What?
Now he's lost it all, gambling on doodle!
The Rock 108 Morning
Show!
Friend of the show, Tom Garland is here.
What up?
You know, when, when you met, you know, ladies when you were in Vegas, it didn't, it didn't take much, did it?
I mean, it was, you're on the stage, you're the, you know, one of the featured comedians.
So they, they knew what you were and that, that usually tended to help.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, you know, had your hair all done up nice and, you know, you didn't have to go on a dating site, did you?
You know what's funny is I did I actually met my wife I met my wife on tinder in
Las Vegas see but tinder is one thing You know that there's those specialized ones like the the plenty of
fish.
Oh sure That's like like out in Vegas to be like only Mormons not you know like LDS.
Thanks.
Yeah,
really?
Oh, yeah big time.
Yeah, you know you toss right you toss right there.
We're
sure it's not like
But it's only Mormons isn't like a site that you go on to if you're Mormon and then they didn't, you know, take off their clothes and stuff.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, I don't know.
You know, it's, but, but yeah, there was the dating scene there is kind of weird because people are coming in and out of town
all the time.
Interesting.
There's another dating scene that's kind of weird.
It's in Orlando, Florida.
And that's the ones where adults go to Disney World.
single adults yeah
single adults you know now that you bring that up when I was in Vegas there was a girl that it was kind of into me and used to hang her on the comedy clip all the time not a looker okay and one of the she really wanted me to take her out and I was being nice but I was you know I'm just not interested and one of the things that she continually pushed on me was she was like hey I have like a season pass
Um, to Disneyland or Disney, whatever, in California, to Disney, California.
I was like, that doesn't exactly get me hot.
You know,
I'm with some ugly chick on the... It's a small world after that doesn't... It's not in my fantasy.
You didn't want to go on Big Thunder Mountain?
No, I did.
I don't even think she was Big Thunder Mountain.
I don't think she could fit in the... Come on!
Like, how many clicks?
You know, no.
You could have shown her in your Matterhorn.
This guy has a site that is for Disney adults this one called single writers take a listen to this time.
Hi, my name is Joe I am one of the developers of single writers and other theme park enthusiast dating app So if you guys have any ideas of things that you would like to see in our dating app, please let me know But yeah, like I'm super excited.
This is happening
I'm a little disappointed that Joe doesn't talk like Mickey Mouse or something like that.
You know?
Do you want to get on Single Riders?
Or gosh.
I feel like you want to get a little goofy with me?
I feel like you would get there and you'd be like, this is the Disneyland singles event, right?
And they'd be like, ah, it's kind of a time share.
It's a time share.
I'm sorry.
You know, you get into the line and you're like, well, I need the fast pass, you know, finish this up real fast.
Yeah.
Do you get to wear ears during your time together?
The fast pass.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's awesome.
Single riders.
So if you're a Disney adult and looking to hook up at Epcot.
You know going around the world there watch the fireworks together Wow single writers Tom Garland has his top five and it's coming up shortly
It's top five Tuesday on the rock one away morning show
friend of the show stand-up comedian Tom Garland is here Here's the thing is we've been doing this
Top five together here now for over a year.
Yeah, it's been quite a while.
And you've done radio before, not just here, but elsewhere.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Chicago, New York, where else?
Las Vegas.
Las
Vegas.
I went on the local radio quite a bit.
Yeah.
So we're the smallest group.
Well, I will say this Brian you're one of the more fun I like that you're not you don't really hand it up on the show with all the DJ I don't know what they're called They're like buttons that they hit like the pads where they say like you know it would be like DJ Brian Marshall You don't really play any of that up.
No not a ton.
I mean I've got some noises and stuff like that I mean there's this one right here that I know that you love
There you go rimshot.
I love it.
So yeah, I mean there's there's dad But yeah, but that way that's pretty tame in the in the world of morning radio Trust me.
Sometimes you come in the guys laying on a beer beer beer beer DJ Brian Marsh, you know, I just can't I can't get into it.
It's all about budgets
I
mean I'm
not I'm not New York.
I'm not Chicago.
I'm not Vegas.
If you had the budget you'd be doing it You know if
I suddenly had the budget I'd have a kazoo over here I'd have you know the little air horn like the guys out
that New Jersey did.
I think the first step down that path is to have a goofy DJ name, which you would you also don't have?
Oh, you know, I like that you I'm Tom Garland, Brian Marshall.
I like that, right?
So for my top five today, I just can't stand the DJ names.
These are top five DJ names that sound like STDs.
Oh, gosh, here we go.
Number five, DJ yeast mode.
They keep these coming.
They're quick number four DJ HP Vizzle Number three DJ
discharge.
Oh God, no Not a few of those in my day.
Oh, yeah, no You didn't need to share that.
Oh, that's out there.
They did middays.
I was afternoon.
It was terrible Number
two DJ tip drip.
Oh, no
And the number one, these are DJ names that sound like STDs.
Number one, DJ scratch, itch, burn, cry, and pray.
Oh, whoops.
Where'd that come from?
I love it.
Tom Garland not only does his
stand-up and the special is available now.
Yeah, it's called Tom Garland's Selling Out.
That's my stand-up comedy special.
Tom Garland's Selling Out.
That's free on 2B.
You can find it on your smart TV.
So this DJ right here who does not have an STD name will play this song Three Doors Down.
This is Loser on The Rock 108 Morning Show.
Hey!
One where people can learn a little bit of something today.
Single women budget an average of $231 a month for this and single guys only budget $76 a month for the same thing.
It's not going to Disney so I can tell you that.
Earlier guesses included haircuts, going out to eat, massages, spa days, gas.
All that kind of such.
I mean guys really 76 bucks a month for a haircut.
These are single women, right?
Yeah, single
women single guys.
I was gonna say once they in the relationship the woman is no longer budgeting $200 for anything.
Oh really?
That is out.
She leans on him?
Yeah.
Okay.
Single woman.
Yeah.
On the budget.
Trishon Waverly with a guess of car insurance.
Interesting.
Didn't think of it that way, right?
It's not that.
Abraham and Waterloo
This is a really good guess a couple of people thinking this one coffee
Yeah, I was kind of thinking that it for a minute like Starbucks or something like that like a guy just grabs a regular Casey's coffee or something, but the girl gets to get a Vente mocha latte whatever there you go It's the
whole thing of the guy doesn't want to walk in and not know what size he's getting you know, it's just like okay small medium large Let's do it women don't want to know what I mean.
They
always want to know what size they're getting
Are
they looking for the grande?
Is that the big
one?
I think so.
All right.
Uh, it's not coffee.
Uh, Stacy.
Oh, here we go.
Single women, budging an average of 231 a month for this.
Wine.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Getting a wine party together.
Let's get silly, girls.
Yeah.
Girls night.
Let's get us the Moscato.
This will be great.
Yeah.
Pio Grigio.
The $76 is like, the guy version of that is like, he's just, he's just switched to Boone's Farm.
Got
him a box of Franzi right there in the fridge.
It's not even a box.
It just has wine on it.
Nope, that isn't it.
So 231 a month for a single woman, $76 a month for this for a single guy.
Eric thinking Amazon purchases.
Here we go again.
That's pretty.
Ah, it's not that though.
What are we getting at?
319-234-5369.
The gentleman who had played in Vegas has been back to Vegas here recently.
You've played the tables, right?
Oh, yeah.
There's a new card game where you can waste some money on it, and it's a card game that a lot of us know and may have started fights.
We'll have that coming up.
Bulby's latest time will heal with a Rock 108 morning show.
Brian Marshall, friend of the show, Tom Garland in here for a top five Tuesday.
And if you didn't know, we've mentioned it a few times, Tom used to work the clubs in Vegas doing his standup comedy.
And when you'd cross the casino floor, obviously they've got Blackjack, they've got poker, Texas hold them, those standard games, right?
But there was, there was unique games that would involve cards.
Like,
Pygalpoker was one that I would see is that is that something you don't want to play yeah
anything that's like Caribbean stud or something you're like I've never heard of that yeah probably don't you know that's
that's usually a suckers bat.
Okay,
so the house always wins on those particular ones,
right?
I mean, they're always winning anyway.
I mean, when you think about it, you think roulette, if you're playing red or black, you think, well, that's like 50-50, but it's not, because there's two green spaces.
Oh, yeah.
You know, so even then, they've got the edge, so
they
always
win.
What about, have you seen any, where they've introduced weird games, like car games, when we play as kids, like, what is that game, that war or whatever like that?
Yeah, you know, when we were, me and my wife lived there and,
we were in lockdown for COVID in Vegas.
And so to kill time, we were constantly playing 31.
Did you ever play this?
It's like an old grandma's game.
It's like playing like old maid or like go fish or something.
And we played, you know, for months.
And then finally they reopened the casinos and my wife goes, I think I'm ready to play 31 at the casino.
Oh boy.
I was like, they don't have 31, baby.
I'm ready to push it.
Yeah, but they every now and then
incorporate a weird game.
Interesting.
Well, there's a weird game that's being incorporated now at the Palms.
So the Palms is off the strip, right?
Yeah, it's about
a
block
or so off the strip.
That's a Vegas block.
Yeah,
yeah, it's a big bridge.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The Palms Casino Resort is opening up their first ever Uno Social Club.
Uno the game who know the game like you play when you're a kid, right?
The one that starts fights just like if you're playing
Monopoly, right?
I can't imagine myself ever playing Uno in a casino.
I've certainly felt that way playing, you know, just in the strip club out there You know, you see the girls walking by you're like skip skip skip and then all of a sudden you see the right one and you're like wild card Yes, pick four draw four.
Let's do it or
drop to what color do you want?
She's like do you want another dance, baby?
and you're like, I'm all out of money, I got Uno, I
got one left.
Singular dollar.
This has food, drinks, game-inspired decor, bowling, pool, and other awesomeness.
Now, the Palms Casino Resort known for specialty things like this?
The Palms Casino Resort is known for staying at the Palms and going, wow, I really shouldn't have stayed at the Palms.
I could have stayed a lot closer.
Can we play 31?
The Palms is known for standing outside and being like, the cabs don't really come out here, do they?
Oh my gosh.
There's no
cabs.
Uno says that these are temporary suites expected to open up across the US later this year.
A stunt maybe for social media hype, but yes, you got the skips, the reverses, the wilds.
Could be something to keep on your radar if you're heading out to the Palms.
To the Palms.
In Vegas and playing.
How do you bet on this though?
Yeah, I don't know.
They're just like that that's so sketchy to like that I feel like they could just make up rules as they go along
Absolutely.
Yeah, but it's not sketchy if there's a song for it and I have it for you here today Tom
Uno will become the table game a whole experience one of the casinos in Las
Vegas Always remember
to yell Uno otherwise, I'm gonna have to
give you two cars
Cocktails and a show, gambling on Uno!
What is this game?
I don't have a brain!
I'm serious!
Oh no!
What?
Now he's lost it all, gambling on Uno!
The Rock 108 Morning Show!
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