7-22-25 Top 5 Tips For Planning Your Summer Wedding

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It's Top 5 Tuesday on The Rock 108 Morning Show!

A

friend of the show, Tom Garland, is joining us.

I found out about Tom Garland through his stand-up comedy, but he's more than that.

He's a filmmaker.

He's an actor, to which I saw on your timeline here this weekend you and your wife at the premiere of Huskies that all dressed up and looking nice.

Yeah, yeah, it was cool, man.

It was at Marcus Theatre and we had a

Premier new movie coming out soon not out yet called Huskies.

It's a PG rated basketball movie That's about a an alumni rivalry game and it's all shot in Iowa.

It's pretty cool Dan Gables in it.

That's awesome.

You know Olympic wrestling Gary Rima of kind of broadcast Oh, baby.

Yeah, he's in it too.

Does

he say I love this movie?

Yeah

He, uh, he says I love this team quite a few

times.

Yeah, he does.

Yeah.

Little kaboom kabools eyes.

You know it.

Yeah.

No, I know Gary very well.

But the fact that you guys got dressed up for the premiere, you know, that you're matching colors with the movie and everything like that, I thought that was pretty cool.

I

dressed like

a pimp,

Brian.

I felt like a pimp.

I was like, I'm going to live this up.

Every, in total Iowa fashion, everybody else is in like,

tank tops and gym shorts and not really taking it that seriously.

But no, I lived it up, man.

So you take it seriously when you dress up, like for things like when you go out for like an event or a wedding or something like that?

Oh yeah, yeah.

I mean, especially like my wife, you know, when we got married, she was all about like the color coordination and stuff.

There's a lot of stuff to plan.

I didn't realize it when I was getting married.

I never understood why people elope.

They're like, we're gonna run away and get married.

And I was like, why would you do that?

Why wouldn't you have a big thing with all your friends?

And then we started planning it and I was like, oh, this is a nightmare.

I get it now.

I get why people get married in a drive through in Las Vegas.

It just, it makes total sense.

You

test the word baby truck driver or wedding to anything, the price goes up 295%.

Big time.

And so this summer, that's always the time to get married, right?

Is the big summer weddings, you avoid football season.

of a big summer wedding.

That's a big deal.

You can get married on a Hawkeye game day.

That's right.

Paying attention to both of us are wearing Hawkeye hats.

You know it.

So that's my top five for today.

These are the top five tips for planning your summer wedding.

Number five, you can now book Stephen Colbert to officiate your wedding.

Or you could book Diddy to officiate your sex.

Or you could book Coldplay to officiate the divorce.

Yeah, there it is.

Starting strong at number five.

Wow.

I'm coming out swinging.

There you go.

I didn't know it.

Number four, when you send out invites, you have to call it a guest list, not a client list.

Does that even exist?

No, it's a hoax.

It's all a hoax.

It's a Democrat created hoax.

Obama, we're going to arrest him.

That's a hoax.

I was never friends with that guy.

Number three, these are

Top five tips for planning your summer wedding.

Number three, try not to get cold feet, or as the Trump administration calls it, chronic venous insufficiency.

There's no blood in his feet.

Poor guy.

Some cold cankles.

Some are wedding tips.

Number two, you can ask for anything on your gift registry except for citizenship.

Oh, okay.

Right now they won't give it to you.

You can't even pay for that right now, right?

No, and I wouldn't even order an ice sculpture.

I don't even just typing in that word.

I wouldn't even go that far.

They just kicked down the door.

We're here

with it.

Why are you guys in ski math?

Yeah.

Delete in all your wedding photos.

Yeah,

that never

happened Takes the groomsman off where you guys go El Salvador

These are those were the the top five

Tips for planning your summer wedding, but number one, the number one tip, number one, remember there's nothing wrong with a shotgun wedding, but it's way more American if it's an

AR-15.

And Tom Garland, with the top five, where can they find you on social media?

You can find me.

I'm Google, man.

Just Google Tom Garland, and my stuff will come up.

What I really would like you to do is watch my stand-up comedy special.

It's called Tom Garland's Selling Out.

That's on 2B right now.

Absolutely for free.

And look out for that Huskies movie, man, because it's coming.

Huskies, yeah.

No ice sculptures there,

right?

No ice sculptures.

Just basketball, baby.

Tom Garland hanging out with us since Godsmack.

Who used all the Wi-Fi?

Ah, apartment life.

Bad Wi-Fi, mystery laundry piles, and a roommate who says, I'll Venmo you.

Maybe 2027 deserves an upgrade.

Coming August 2027, Four Lakes Properties introduces the brand new Union Station apartments.

Furnished, in-unit washer and dryer.

Internet included a great central downtown location, one to five bedroom apartments, and no double occupancy fees.

That's less adulting and more actually enjoying where you live.

station apartments now leasing from Four Lakes properties.

Wait, we have a washer and dryer in the apartment?