7-29-25 Top 5 People More Unstable Than Airlines

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It's

top five Tuesday on The Rock 108 Morning Show.

Seven o'clock in top five Tuesday means that Tom Garland comes in here, stand-up comedian, which he never does at top five during his set on

stage, right?

Not really, no.

It's been requested here in town, mostly by my dad.

Could you do one top five for him on the stage, or is that...

At that point, then you'd be like, nope, I don't want to be

top five guy.

I can work it in my act.

You know, a lot of my act ends up being about crowd work.

I get the crowd involved a lot.

So it just kind of unravels from there.

And then I kind of take it where it leads.

And, you know, I've started talking more and more about travel and touring and that sort of stuff.

Which you've traveled a lot.

I mean, mostly by car when you were going across the States, but then sometimes on the airplanes, right?

Yeah, quite a bit.

Yep.

And then you get into the airport, you get on the airline and then you're trying to figure out

What's going on up in that cockpit up there that we can't see behind the closed door?

They keep getting arrested man.

They keep getting in trouble the Pilots do you see this this weekend?

They arrested like two pilots one was drunk then like one of the planes is like on fire that was

in

Detroit or something like that man And they got to figure it out the whole industry's got to figure it out another thing just while I'm at it I'm sick of his male flight attendants.

I'm done with that.

Why it doesn't need to be like a Hooters, but when I'm when I

I'm like a thousand bucks in to this round trip deal and you've sat me in a sardine can.

The least you could do is send Sally around instead of Steven.

I'd be fine with that.

But you know, maybe Tiffany in 12B wants to see a fellow walking down the aisle.

Nah, I think even the women would

appreciate it.

It's, no.

I can't stand it now.

Really?

Now, it might be different in the case of an emergency.

At that point, I want a WWE wrestler that's ripping off the exit door.

Come

on, let's

go.

Got Roman Reigns just walking on down there for you, you know, doing Superman punches on everybody.

Yeah, and the whole industry is just so unstable.

You're going to the airport, they like, they're trying to keep you awake the whole time

with

announcements and then the flights canceled and it's delayed.

So it's a very unstable thing, but there are things out there more unstable even than airlines.

So for the, yes, for the top five today, these are the top five people more unstable than airlines.

of Elon Musk in a parent teacher conference.

Which one is this for?

Exactly.

He's like, you can't even pronounce my son's name.

Neither can they.

Number

four, Hunter Biden on a podcast.

Oh boy, here we go.

I hate you, George

Clooney.

Come on, you guys can party together.

Oh, me and Hunter Biden.

No,

Hunter and George Clooney.

Yeah, sure.

And

you too, if

you want to

come.

I don't like my

attendance at that point.

We'll get totally weird.

Sounds unstable.

Very unstable.

That's what we're talking about.

Top five people more unstable than airlines.

Number three is Trump on a golf cart on a hill.

Not very

stable.

Little rickety

there.

Little rickety.

That's a word I haven't heard in a bet.

These are unstable people, more unstable than airlines.

Number two, Kanye West in a clothing store with his wife.

She's like, you don't need any of this.

You don't need clothes, not where we're going.

Get on the plane.

We got some burlap sacks.

We could turn into sacks.

The next Yeezy thing.

Yeezy.

This is the top five people more unstable than airlines than the number one, number one.

is all of us trying to fake laugh during happy Gilmore too.

Oh, come on.

That was actually a decent movie.

I know I'm done with it, man.

No, no, it's a it isn't cameos hilarious.

Like

I'm Adam Sandler.

I know other famous people.

Can you believe it?

No.

Come on.

John Daly was pretty good.

All right.

All right.

I'll give you that one.

All right.

John Daly was a saving grace to John Daly.

John Daly.

Tom Garland's got his

stand-up.

It's available now.

And where is it?

Yeah, you can find me doing stand-up on golf courses across the country and hockey outfits.

No, you can find my stand-up.

You can find all my stuff.

If you just Google Tom Garland or Tom Garland comedy, you'll find me.

And I want you to watch my stand-up comedy special.

It's called Tom Garland Selling Out.

And that's for free right now on Tubi.

And your next one is going to be named Rickety Standup.

My next standup special is actually called Tom Garland Bring It.

And for some reason, the distributors won't bring it to the people just

yet.

So as soon

as

it's out, we'll plug it.

It's kind of time for you to start to really flex that muscle up there and just go, hey, don't you know who I am?

I'm Tom Garland.

You got to put my stand up

up.

I'm Tom Garland.

I paid $1,000 for this flight.

I demand a woman to bring me peanuts.

Oh, jeez.

Who

used all the Wi-Fi?

Ah, apartment life.

Bad Wi-Fi, mystery laundry piles, and a roommate who says, I'll Venmo you.

Maybe 2027 deserves an upgrade.

Coming August 2027, Four Lakes Properties introduces the brand new Union Station Apartments.

Furnished, in-unit washer and dryer, internet included, a great central downtown location, one to five bedroom apartments, and no double occupancy fees.

That's less adulting and more actually enjoying where you live.

Union Station Apartments, now leasing from Four Lakes Properties.

Wait, we have a washroom?

and dryer in the apartment?