8-5-25 Top 5 Back To School Supplies

It's Top 5 Tuesday on The Rock 108 Morning Show.

Friend of the show, comedian Tom Garland, actor, film creator, director.

Yeah, that would be right, filmmaker.

Yeah.

That was quite the list there, Brian.

I appreciate it.

I'm trying to think what else you have done.

You've done voiceover work, yes?

Yeah, a little bit.

Yeah.

You've done some comedy on the radio besides here.

Yeah, a little bit.

What else am I missing out on?

Well, you're a well-rounded individual, sir.

Yeah.

But one thing you're missing is I don't have a college degree.

That's a- Neither do I. Yeah, really?

Okay, there we go.

I got a participation

certificate.

It was great.

I didn't even get that, bro.

I didn't even get that.

And you even went to the University of Iowa, yeah?

I was in Iowa City, like, looking at the University of Iowa, being like, I should probably go to class.

And then I'd be like, well, it's already noon.

And then I would go to a bar and then be like, I'll go to a class tomorrow.

And then that went on for years.

So

that's back to school for college.

Does that equal out kind of like to.

Elementary and high school, you know, we need some books

and

yeah,

man You got to buy all those books and whatever and that that would be like the first place where I derailed was I was like how much is this book?

I think I'll just I'll buy a case of beer We'll look it up online But when you got little kids little little kids or middle school kids or something you got to take them back to school shopping That's probably going on right now

I don't have kids, but now's the time.

You gotta stock up on school supplies.

So that's the top five today.

These are top five back to school supplies.

Number five, Trump crayons.

They make these, the Trump brand crayons.

There's no brown ones, but there's extra whites,

and there's one

giant orange one.

They're just crayons.

Number four, the Epstein water bottle.

You have to keep it covered up because eventually it'll leak.

Oh no.

Absolutely.

It's coming, man.

Number three, this is an app that you can get on your phone, actually, but it's kind of a school supply.

It's the Ukraine lunch app.

Okay.

And it reminds you that it needs more money every day.

It just keeps asking for money.

Number two, the Tulsi Gabbard scissors.

Okay.

They cut hard left.

They cut far right.

Well, boy, it's easy.

They just flip sides.

You can cut it any way you want.

Is that only available from, like, a particular website or anything like that?

The Tossi Gabbard scissors?

Yeah.

Yeah, you have to get the, like, a special prosecutor, and then you can have the

scissors.

Oh, this is pre-order only, then, I guess.

Yeah, exactly.

And the number one, these are the top five back-to-school supplies.

Number one is the Sydney Sweeney Erasers.

Oh, boy, here we go.

They're big.

Yeah.

Let me tell you that.

They're real big.

Okay.

And they won't fix mistakes.

But everyone will just be wondering, they'll be like, are those real?

You buy

one, get one free.

They come in pairs.

I think you have to buy the whole package.

Do they come free with jeans?

They're good

jeans, but

I don't know

if they're free.

They're good jeans.

Tom Garland.

And where can they find you on social media?

After you're done Googling the size of Sidney Sweeney, you can Google Tom Garland and all my stuff will come up.

So you find me on Google and I want you to watch my stand up comedy special.

It's called Tom Garland Selling Out.

That's on 2B and it's absolutely free.

Tom Garland joins us on Tuesdays.

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Really?

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Idaho?

Yes.

You

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I've had the similar experience in two cities I've lived in, not personally, on a fairly regular basis in Boston and San Diego.

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They were like hanging out with them.

They were hanging out with them.

In public?

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In the

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For a passenger.

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The blow-up doll would get pop?

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