8-19-25 Top 5 Ugly Things You Should Not Have In Your Home

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It's called grudge on the Rock 108 morning show opening up for saving able first Avenue Club next month September the 20th in Iowa City So Tom Garland interior designer named Nicholas Fairford had five ugly things that you should not

should not have in your home.

Oh, I like

that.

He picked five.

Just five, yeah.

I

like it.

Can I take

a shot at guessing them?

Please.

Because that's what I do when I come on.

I do the top five.

So we'll just call this, what did he say, top five ugly things that you would have in your home?

Yes, you should not have in your home.

You should not

have in your home.

Top five ugly things you should not have in your home.

Number five, kids.

Like how did five of these how did they get here?

God those are ugly We have five of these yeah, so many kids number four plants

My wife will be like, look, it's a hibiscus.

I'm like, can we just grow some weed?

You've got 20 plants.

I can't get one.

So beautiful.

One plant of chronic and some shrooms, something.

Number three, broken blinds.

Yes.

Yeah.

I got those because I'm paranoid from the weed.

I'm

looking out

the window.

Somebody heard me on the radio.

They're coming.

Number two, more kids.

Yep.

We had more.

We had five already.

What did we?

And number one, probably the ugliest thing in my house is when I clean the mirror.

I'm like, Oh, I should have left that dirty.

Yeah.

I don't like that.

His, uh, yours is much better than his cause his are some things that a lot of us have in our home.

I would say both of us have at least two.

No, we have three.

We have three out of these five.

Okay.

Hit me.

Nicholas Fairford, five ugly things.

You shouldn't have in your home.

If he says kids, I'm gonna completely lose it.

Number one, a TV.

Everybody places their furniture to face that ugly black box and I don't want it in my house to disturb the beauty.

Number two, a microwave.

Similar to the TV.

I'm somebody who cooks every day and I never need to use a microwave.

Three is laundry drying all over the house.

It just kills the vibe.

Four is overhead lighting.

It makes everybody look a lot less attractive.

The best thing to do is have lamps all around the room.

is unused candles who light them just for an hour or so.

It looks used.

It looks a lot better.

Yeah.

Yep.

So TV, microwave, laundry drying all over the house, overhead lighting, unused candles.

That dude just hates America.

I mean, that's why we we'd left

the England.

Yes, that's just

the revolutionary war was the ability for us to have a microwave in our home and make pizza rolls whenever we want

to TV.

Have you have you ever been over to the UK?

No.

I have and I hated it.

I hated

every second of it.

Yeah.

I saw there's no TV in your room.

You can read Harry Potter.

Get out of here.

Warm beer, Brian.

The beer is warm.

Sure.

There's

no air conditioning.

Oh, the lighting is.

Yeah.

No.

That's some of that.

So that's just not having a microwave.

That's un-American.

Yeah.

Overhead lighting.

Cause it makes us, you gotta have lamps.

The only time I'm not having overhead lighting is when there's a big storm came through or I just forgot to pay the bill.

I mean, that's why you have the broken blinds.

Let the light in.

makes it nice and simple that way.

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Yeah,

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And the way to do that is you just go on Google and type in Tom Garland.

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You'll love it.

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