CLIP OF THE WEEK - September 30 "Sexy Colonel Sanders"

Architects with everything ends with the Rock 108 morning show 649 and fresh office show at CSPS Hall friend of the show Tom Garland is here.

Good

morning,

Brian.

How was

it?

It was great.

It was good.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's a good show.

Lots of lots of P1 nation out there.

Lots of lots of Rock 108 fans.

I

heard that you did a lap dance to

somebody.

I did, I gave my wife a lap dance.

Oh, it was your wife?

Yeah, it was my wife.

I think people didn't know at first.

I just started, I kind of came out from the back to some techno music and I was kind of jumping around and stuff, trying to get the crowd hyped up and she was sitting in the front row and we had it planned out.

I gave her a lap dance or whatever to get started.

And I think people were like, hey, get off of her, get away from her.

That's my wife.

That's great.

The other thing I noticed and Justin Roberts commented about this on KCRGTV9,

the fancy gold shoes that you had on, not only at your show, but that you wore on television, too.

Where'd you pick those things up at?

Oh, Amazon,

dude.

Really?

Bezos is killing

it.

I was like, you know, I wear a lot of cartoony kind of Dick Tracy type outfits when I'm on stage.

And I used to, people would say that to me, even when I was in Las Vegas, they would be like, where do you find something

like that?

I'm like, imagine if there was a thing called the internet, you know?

Oh,

is that where

you go?

Yeah, you go on the internet and somehow it gets from like Beijing, China to my door in like 24 hours for $20.

I don't know how they do it.

Did you, you know how some influence

have like a certain page of certain things that you can buy.

Does TomGarlandStandUp.com have a My Amazon wish list?

A

wish list?

Yeah, that would be fun.

I should have done that when I was younger and crazy.

I would have been like, you guys can go to my wish list and pay for my most recent public intox.

He wants to put some money on my books.

Yes.

I'm looking for a coffee.

Can you get me one today, please?

Moca Choco BS latte.

Come see me at work.

I'm on second shift today.

Yeah, actually.

Or you can see me at KFC.

KFC.

Yeah, here's why.

OK.

Man claiming to be Colonel Sanders.

Great, great, great nephew.

says that KFC has blocked him for complaining about them sexualizing Colonel Sanders.

What?

Yes, Colonel Sanders!

If you don't know, is the old guy with the weird-looking facial hair, he's got the horn room glasses.

Where's this big white outfit?

Yeah.

He thinks they've sexualized.

Yes.

Colonel Sanders.

Mm-hmm.

I-

I don't think there's anything sexual about it be kind of funny if there was though if there was like a triple X KFC film Colonel Sanders in it.

Yeah He's not just finger licking Brian.

No He's he's tenderizing more than chicken

Are you looking for thighs?

Here's the nephew talking about the whole ordeal.

Kentucky Fried Chicken has blocked me on social media.

For those who are new, I'm Colonel Sanders' great, great, great nephew.

I'm the last Sanders in his family line.

Over the last decade, they have sexualized my uncle for marketing purposes.

They have encouraged fans to sexualize him as well.

My response to Kentucky Fried Chicken blocking me is, do you want to know how to make their chicken?

Truly, generally, they're chicken.

This recipe I put together through facts.

So let Kentucky Fried Chicken deny this.

If they do, I'll say prove it.

I have facts and receipts back up my recipe.

Show us what yours is.

So because they're sexualizing Colonel Sanders, I'm going to reveal the 11 herbs and spices.

I think the

secret recipe, if he's been sexualized, is daddy issues.

That's the secret recipe.

Did you hear him say he's the last Sanders in the line?

Yeah, I like the, uh, Flat Earth YouTuber, uh, music that he had in the background too.

Yeah.

You know, I'm the last Sanders in the line, maybe he should sexualize Colonel Sanders, and then maybe he, uh... Yeah, and carry on the lineage.

Yeah.

It's not just extra crispy, it's extra kinky at that point.

That cane, right?

He's got the pimp cane.

Yeah.

That's not for walking Brian.

That's for discipline.

That's to keep you in line.

Tom Garland

has top five and it's coming up next.

She's on the 17.

KFMW Waterloo Cedar Falls Cedar Rapids.

It's Top 5 Tuesday on The Rock 108 Morning Show.

Friend of the show Tom Garland is in the house, but I don't know if he'll be joining us for chaos for a cause on October the 25th in Waterloo.

Because chaos for a cause not only has gravecore as the headliner and bunch of other bands on the stage But there's also a huge costume contest Wow

first

place is a thousand bucks and there's adult and kid divisions for that so I mean a lot of

Intricate costumes going on at Chaos for a Cause.

I love that.

Is Non-Garada on that show?

On this one, no.

No, okay, but they did one in the past.

Yes, they did it a couple of times, yeah.

Yeah, that's cool.

I need to get out to one of those, man.

That does sound fun.

I love costume contests in general.

I love Halloween and everybody dressing up and that sort of thing.

I live in an apartment building right now.

It's not fun.

I want to see kids dressed up.

I want to see people dressed up and stuff.

And you see the Spirit Halloween has opened up out at Lindale and all that sort of stuff.

anything that's closed in the last six months.

Exactly.

It's just anytime you see something shutting down, you're like, here comes Spirit Halloween.

I hear they're actually gonna start using the government buildings pretty soon at DC.

They're gonna shut the government down and Spirit Halloween's gonna move in.

2025 is gonna be a great year for Halloween costumes, man.

So that's my top five today.

These are the top five Halloween costumes for 2025.

Number five, you go to a party, you talk about politics until they kick you out, then you cry about it, come back a few days later and pretend to apologize for 20 minutes and you're Jimmy Kimmel.

Oh gosh.

You also have to have $50 million and you know, whatever.

But no, it's all right.

He could have been on your show, but he got back a little too early.

I love it.

These are top five Halloween costumes for 2025.

Number four, you can go as an unplugged TV.

Just carry a TV around that's turned off and you'll be the bad bunny Super Bowl halftime

show.

Yep.

Just gonna watch

that.

Yeah, I mean, I know him from Saturday at live and he was in wrestling for a bit.

Yeah, he

was in wrestling, I guess, yeah.

I don't know much about his music.

I don't either.

I couldn't tell you one song.

I think when that happens, I'm gonna be like, God, this is horrible.

Just put Jimmy Kimmel on.

They're gonna turn the TV off anyway, right?

Yeah,

exactly.

These are top five Halloween costumes for 2025.

Number three.

You can take a crack pipe and tape it to a paintbrush, carry around a podcast, Mike.

You're Hunter Biden.

Oh, God.

Happy International Podcast Day, too.

Oh, is that what today

is?

Yeah,

that's

what it

is.

Yeah, there you go.

Hunter Biden.

He's definitely international.

He's going all over.

Yeah, he's got a Columbia, you

know?

Yeah,

exactly.

Columbia.

Loves his time in Venezuela.

I love it.

These are top five Halloween costumes.

Number two, you can wear a tinfoil hat, take some steroids, but throw away all the dyed foods and Tylenol in the house, and you'll be RFK Junior.

Oh gosh.

Make sure

you get the accessory of the brainworm,

right?

Exactly.

You're half the type of horse with your warmer in you.

Yeah, he's got it.

That's half of the costume

right there is trying to come up with a voice.

Talk like I can't

do

it.

And that's him in a good time.

All right, number one coming up top five Halloween costumes for 2025.

Number one, this one's going to take some effort.

You don't pay your taxes for 25 odd years, getting a police chase in a work vehicle.

And you got to bring a gun, bring a knife and $3,000 in cash.

And look at you.

You're the Des Moines public schools superintendent.

local costume too I can't believe they caught him the guy was an Olympic runner right wow yeah and they were like it went into a foot chase that's if I was ice I would have let it go wow I'd be like geez he's fast just got all sorts of mutant powers wow

so the top five here for you today