3-3-26 TP5 Signs Spring Is Trying To Start, But Winter Won't Leave

What are we, about 10 years apart in age, roughly?

Oh yeah, I'm born in 88.

Okay.

You know, I was in third and fourth grade at that point.

Okay.

Yeah.

You know, there's, there's that whole thing.

That's all right.

The reason I'm asking you this is that there was a point when I was growing up as a kid that, you know, you got really worried about quicksand.

Yeah.

Why was that a thing?

People were like afraid of that.

Well, I mean, you've got a bunch of movies.

Let's start with a never ending story where you got the swamp of sadness and the horse.

Oh, yeah, that horse.

God, that

was scary.

Kind of.

Well,

it's disturbing.

Yes.

Come on.

Come on out.

You know,

kind of a

thing.

Beetle juice features

a scene with

quicksand.

Yeah.

You know, Princess Bride, you get the fire swamp scene.

Tremors, basically.

Tremors.

Yeah.

I can

definitely see that.

Two girls, one

cup.

That was was that quicksand or was that something else?

They were.

They were.

OK.

OK.

So you think you got it bad in Florida?

An individual first responders rescued a man that was stuck in shoulder deep mud for over a week.

Over a week.

Took him around three hours to get the 36 year old Andrew out.

And here's audio from part of the rescue.

I'll turn this down for

you.

We need to- We need to get around his

body

better.

We need to get around his body better.

You hear him?

He's like, ahhh!

Jeez.

Uh, this, according to the news story, said that, you know, it says mud, but he had been around this particular location relatively close to a sand plant.

Yeah.

Yeah, that makes sense.

And

this was a- this was a pit.

So here we go.

More quick sand, more mud, and dude gets stuck

for

a

week.

Yeah, I'm gonna go down to the sand quarry, smoke a little meth, take a walk, and then all of a sudden you're stuck in mud.

I was gonna say, I thought maybe he was wrestling an alligator.

It'd be funny if they were wrestling an alligator and they both got stuck.

They're just staring at each other, you're

like, I'm sorry.

And then my head goes to, okay.

Obviously has no food no water, but like that first couple of I Don't know hours.

Yeah now you're stuck in your own space and now you got a pee and poo in there

You stuck there and you're

like, you said he was stuck for a week.

A week.

He was stuck for a week.

The crocodile stuck next to him.

At some point I'd ask the crocodile, I'd be like, how long do you think we've been here?

He just opens his mouth.

There's a clock in there.

You're like, wow.

There's a little,

you know, I talk about, yeah.

Hook reference.

Yeah, we're not that.

Hook reference.

You're not even talking Disney Peter Pan.

Well, I guess, you know, you're the one person to watch hook.

There's the age.

Yeah.

The one person that watch hook.

Yeah.

That's basically I.

You know, man, stuck in the mud.

Well, in Florida, though, if he's stuck and he's in the mud for a week, that's more just marinating, right?

Oh, you think you got it bad.

I might have just triggered anybody's quicksand issues today.

From the top it's top five Tuesday on the rock one away morning show

friend of the show Tom Garland does stand-up comedy and Maintains this Exclusively for the rock one away morning show your top fives.

Do you ever bring these on stage?

I have not brought them on stage yet.

I've I've had like some some podcast or other people be like, oh, do you do top five?

No,

right though.

We only do it here.

So that's awesome.

What's a registered trademark of?

The Rockwell 8 Morning Show Incorporated and Tom Garland.

Pretty glossy.

I mean,

I think originally how we started doing it was I was doing like funny lists

on

Facebook.

Yeah, so I'll give you credit, Brian.

It was your idea to structure it into the top five and to bring me on.

And I appreciate it, dude.

It's cool.

We've been doing this one like two,

three years almost.

We've known.

I saw something where we've known each other at least worked together in some way, shape, or form for almost three years, maybe even longer.

Yeah.

And then top fives for two plus two plus.

All right.

So.

You got one for today, what

you got?

Yeah, I do.

It's warming up outside, but then it gets cold again.

Then it rains, then it warms up, then it gets cold.

The Iowa weather, it can't make up its mind.

Weather everywhere.

We're in a weird place right now, weather-wise.

So that's what my top five is today.

These are the top five signs that spring is trying to start, but winter won't leave.

Number five, the weather is so all over the place, it flips so much.

Jim Carrey can't decide which face to wear.

What is going on with that is he just putting things together for the mask to

Smoking

yeah, yeah, I don't know it's I haven't had anything out in a while.

Let's let's rekindle this.

Yeah What

you got next Yeah, these are top five signs that spring is trying to start but winter won't leave number four Potholes keep opening up, but they're so deep if you actually Brian if you look down inside them You can see the bunker where Epstein is still alive.

Oh gosh

He's down there.

There you are.

Yeah.

Oh, he's fueling up the plane.

Right

there on First Avenue.

Great.

There you are.

First Avenue.

I just lost my Kia.

That's awesome.

Top five signs, spring is trying to start, but winter won't leave.

Number three, Obama says that aliens are real.

Trump says he'll disclose them, but the aliens are stuck deciding what to wear.

Krocks.

Crocs,

they're going to start with Crocs and then just going to work from there.

That works with everything.

Grayswet pants, at least until we get into like May.

Yeah,

that is First Avenue.

Yes.

Crocs, Grayswet pants, Kia, Sinkhole.

Yeah.

These are the top five signs that spring is trying to start, but winter won't leave.

Number two, everyone is sneezing and hawking, but not enough for some reason to make the Clintons cough up any

truth.

I did not know the man, I did not.

They're like, this is you on the, that is me, but I didn't know who he was.

I didn't inhale.

I didn't inhale.

I didn't

know it was Jim Carrey.

I don't know that it was Jim Carrey.

His eyes look different.

He looks at his ear, how it connects.

His internal sunshine, my spotless mind.

I thought it was a mask.

My favorite movies really cable guy I like cable guy Jim never watch that wag the dog

I'm carrying that.

All right.

All right.

Yeah, we burnt that to the ground.

These are the top five signs.

Spring is trying to start, but winter won't leave.

Number one, no matter how much you adjust the thermostat, right?

It doesn't help at all.

It's almost as if it is refusing to go to rehab just like Shia

LaBeouf.

Oh, come on.

Even Stevens is gonna have to work

someday.

He was like, I don't have a drinking problem, man.

I don't think that's my problem.

It's like, you wanna see the tape?