4-21-26 TP5 Things More Fake Than Wrestling

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think you got it bad in this case Tom Garland does you fly a lot more than I do yeah I fly pretty often in this case luckily you weren't going through Reagan National Airport a moment on air traffic control radio is going viral after pilots were heard meowing and barking at each other Tom Garland on the air traffic

Uh-huh.

That's bold.

Yeah.

Commonly monitored emergency frequency.

It raises questions about whether or not joking on the pilot radio should be loud.

Do they have a clip of that?

Oh, they sure do.

In this, this is what these two guys sounded like, meowing and barking on frequency.

Meow.

Meow.

You guys need to be

professional

pilots.

Meow, meow, meow,

meow.

This is why you still fly an

RJ.

Meow, meow, meow.

I love that they say that this is why you're still flying, RJ.

That's

funny.

That's- I don't know.

At least it was the pilots.

Half the time, I'm middle seat most of the time, because I'm cheap.

And so then, I'll hear animal sounds, but it's the passengers.

You know, the guy snoring

like a bear next to me.

Yes.

Some woman's a dying walrus choking in her sleep next to me on the other side.

Somebody

else yelling for extra peanuts in the back.

Yeah.

Man, the ding sound.

Yeah, man.

Yeah, honestly, like, I-

I'm fine with the staff doing it.

I think they got to keep their self sane.

I would actually be fine with it in the...

pre-flight boarding announcements.

I think that would be fun, right?

Lady gets on and she's like, ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard Air Bud Airlines Flight K9 with nonstop service to the dog park.

I mean, Denver, for our bilingual passengers, bienvenidos del bar del K9 de Air Bud Airlines.

And for our four-legged passengers, we ask that all passengers refrain from barking, hissing, scratching, marking territory, or sniffing the rear of the passenger in front of you.

Uh, this is your Captain Fido.

It's a beautiful day outside.

Clear skies get a full bowl of water up here.

May hit some turbulence.

That happens.

Remain seated.

Keep your tails tucked.

Remember not to chase the flight attendants down the aisle.

It's not going to make us land any faster now.

Sit back, roll over, spin, shake, and enjoy your

flight.

All the Wi-Fi!

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No,

wrestling is not all fake.

If you watched, I mean, they bleed.

you know, they take bumps, they do, you know, it's pretty crazy.

So spending a lot of time around pro wrestlers, I even had a pro wrestler that was a roommate at one point in Las Vegas.

You see that the industry is not that fake if you watched WrestleMania over the weekend.

So I get, even though I'm not a wrestler, get a little fended when I hear that, Brian.

There are things way more fake than pro wrestling.

So that's my top five today.

These are the top five things, more fake than pro wrestling.

Number five, the recommended serving size

on bags of chips.

What is that?

That's fake, right?

No one's.

Who's going to eat six Doritos?

No,

I'm full.

Glad

the bag was half full

of

air, because I wasn't hungry at all.

Bring back them pickled Doritos.

Watch out.

I'm having six bags.

That's my serving

size.

I'm like, there's only 100 calories in here.

Like, yeah, every three and a half chips.

I'm just eating them by the handful.

I love this.

at that point.

These were, these are top five things that are more fake than pro wrestling.

Number four, Wyoming.

I don't think that's a real place.

Do you know anybody that's ever been to Wyoming?

I don't think anyone's ever been, I think what happens is you're driving through Nebraska and your brain gets so numb that you're like, those mountains, I think there's mountains and there's not.

You're just in Nebraska.

Driving to Wyoming, no through, yes.

Yes.

These are your top five things that are more fake than pro wrestling.

Number three, jobs on LinkedIn.

Oh yeah.

I don't think those are real.

I don't think anybody ever gets those jobs.

I don't think.

I think what that is is your boss puts that up to be like, we're trying to hire people and then they just work you to death.

And then they find out that you apply for that job.

Oh, you're

looking for work?

Are you

on LinkedIn?

Yeah, trying to level up boss.

Yeah.

I'll ask him on the computer.

That's great.

Through Microsoft teams.

Yeah, exactly.

These are top five things that are more fake than pro wrestling.

Number two, family sized food, anything family sized.

Not the Salisbury steak, huh?

That's what I'm talking about.

Whose family is that for?

One TV dinner?

What am I feeding Stuart Little's family?

What is this?

Come on over here.

We're going to sit in front of the TV together and share one bad TV dinner, family-sized.

Get ourselves a watch an episode of Barnaby Jones and see what happens.

Yeah, I got you each six Doritos.

Yes.

That's a serving.

At least my

calorie count is down.

Right.

And these were the top five things that are more fake than pro wrestling.

Number one, space camp.

Aw.

That's

not

real.

No, it's not.

No, it's not real.

It's a scam.

Actually, it's not in space, Brian.

It's in Huntsville, Alabama, which is 100 miles from space.

Yeah.

Where the only space rocks you're going to see are the ones that the neighbors are smoking on their

porch.

The Rock 108 Morning Show.

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