8-19-26 -- DEAR UNCLE RUSTY

Stone Table Pilots, sex type thing on Rock 108.

Maybe you should have moved that one away from dear uncle Rusty.

Because you're trying to give advice.

You wouldn't understand.

It's a sex type thing.

They're trying to give advice.

And in this case, maybe some relationship advice.

Because I dug it up from an old Dear Abby column from 1997.

Because

the guy that's never been married and has a trail of broken relationships behind him a mile long is really the one you want advice from.

I got

it.

Yeah, it's a unique perspective.

Yeah, I

got it.

So here we go with today's.

Here, Uncle Rusty.

I've been dating Ross.

for 13 years.

We've never lived together.

Shortly before I met Ross, his business fell on hard times.

We agreed, and I thought that once he was financially back on his feet, we'd get married.

Well, it's been almost two years since his financial recovery and still no proposal last Christmas.

He asked me what I wanted.

I told him an engagement ring.

Needless to say, I didn't get one.

And when I asked him why,

He said he'd become disenchanted with the marriage, and then he talked about the actress Goldie Hawn and her producer-actor friend, Kurt Russell, and their long relationship, and they're very happily unmarried.

We're still seeing each other exclusively, and I don't want anyone else.

But something is missing.

We are not complete.

I find myself getting upset with him over many little things.

I can't let go of the hurt and the disappointment.

Am I to blame for allowing this to drag on without a solid commitment from him unhappily single in Cincinnati?

Yes, two things.

Two things are, first of all, that's a guy's dream marriage, one where you where you don't have to commit.

It's like, yeah, there's no actual marriage.

We'll pretend we're married, but we won't actually formalize it and everything will be OK.

And

Yes, you dragged the guy along and allowed him to get into that state of mind.

Screw him.

Dump him.

It's not going to work.

Go find yourself a beta male that works in the library.

He's well read.

He's well read.

He has glasses.

Knows the Dewey Decimal and the Library of Congress.

System of book filing and you'll have a long happy and boring life now if you want excitement Go with the other guy

and go find yourself a bad boy.

Yeah, exactly

Yeah, like the drummer of a band or something like that right women love bad boy.

Yeah, they do That's my advice step away

step away.

Hmm.

I wonder if that happened in 1997

What year was that from because it had 97 97 because it had some clues there that it wasn't very very recent.

Yeah, goalie hon and Kurt Ross

That was the one as

you bank off of the guys that were in the movie overboard together That's fantastic.

They never get married.

I don't know good for them Good if it

works for you.

That's a little prenup action Yeah, I mean Jean Simmons and Shannon Tweed didn't get married either for a while.

They finally did

yeah, that's

I Want

you to pull the

trigger of my love

gun

She enabled Jean.

She did.

But he put the X in sex.

He did put the X in sex, baby.

Slav is a muscle and she makes him on a

flex.

You kids and your kiss.

I don't get it.

The Rock 108 Morning

Show.

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