9-16-26 DEAR UNCLE RUSTY

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9-16-26 DEAR UNCLE RUSTY

The Rock 108 Morning Show with Brian Marshall · Wed Sep 16, 2026

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Everybody was I want to think it was more prevalent that everybody was hooking up.

There was just a lot of Casual hooking up going on.

Okay.

I had a little game Not a lot, but I had a little game mostly flirtatious and He came we were doing a Richard Marks show in Santa Barbara.

I forget the name of the club But the woman who owned the club would hook up with all the other

with all the artists.

I told the story about she called me after a Durand-Durand concert and said, can you give me a ride down to Santa Barbara Honda?

I said, why?

She said because whoever the bass player was for Durand-Durand, she loved bass players, left her a scooter, bought her a scooter.

She was that good, huh?

Yeah, I guess so.

But Dick Marks brought his girlfriend, wife, I don't know who she was, and we were doing a live broadcast, and we were just hanging out.

And he kept coming over and, you know, when are you gonna come hang with me?

You know, that real sad boyfriend stuff.

Richard Marks said this to you?

No, to his girlfriend.

Ah, got it,

okay, yeah.

And it just turned into like this huge, like silent fight.

Oh, no, because she wouldn't hang with him.

And I just I just thought was so weird in a bar with why you're you're here to be the monkey on stage.

Yeah.

You know, it's like, oh, God.

Wow.

That's it.

Not much of a story.

I did

not hook up with her, Richard.

So the club owner, the club owner was the one that was getting the action.

Oh, yeah.

She got tons.

Yeah.

She she was very good looking.

Robert England still still to this day.

Next time we talk

about

her.

I can't remember her name, but her daddy was one of the owners of the Texas Rangers.

So she was a very well.

Nepo baby.

OK.

That owned a club in Santa Barbara.

Go figure that out.

Wow.

All right.

That's my story.

I love it.

Stick it.

I'm sticking to

it.

I love that you told the story and then we go and go into.

One of my favorite things, it is Dear Uncle Rusty.

Now, I unearthed this particular Dear Abbey thread from 1991.

And we need to get your advice on this.

Speaking

of hookup years,

yes.

No, this is perfect.

This is a great one for Dear Uncle Rusty.

Well, it happened again tonight.

Don't people realize that in this day and age, it's not safe to assume anything?

I'm a 21 year old man.

stable, successful, and I'm presently seeing a woman who is 19 years my senior.

For some reason, probably because I look younger than I am, people tend to assume that we are a mother and son.

Uncle Rusty, you would not believe the pain and frustration it causes my girlfriend when people tell her what a handsome son she has.

She doesn't look anywhere near old enough to be my mother.

Tonight, when we came out of a restaurant and the valet retrieved my car, the young fellow who brought us our car said, gee, if my mom had a car like this, she'd never let me drive it.

Oh, for gross sakes.

I doubt there would be any problem if I was 40 and she was 19 or 20.

What do I do?

Dear Uncle Rusty hates assumptions.

First of all, to go to the beginning of the letter, he claims she's 21, stable and successful.

No, you're not.

You're a child.

There's no way at 21, you're stable or successful.

Get over yourself.

What a douche.

Okay, that out of the way.

You do not date 20 year of age difference.

It will not work.

I have a twin brother that proves it does not work.

No, no!

You grow apart because what seems like a little difference to you at 20 becomes a huge difference to you when you're 40 and she's 70.

Oh, no.

You're still working it and she's spewing dust every month.

If you know what I mean.

So So your answers don't don't just walk away from this one walk away

It's not gonna work.

I mean if she's gonna be walking at some point She's gonna have to have the walker with the tennis balls

exactly

and he'll be playing tennis.

Okay, honey It's

pickleball for the 20 year old right or in 1991.

What was it hacky sack?

That's good

Yeah, yeah, just just walk away from this one child

If you need some

advice.

As much as an older woman is nice when you're that age, right?

Because you learn stuff.

Yeah, right?

Yeah.

So, you know, you're in discovery mode.

That's great.

Yeah.

Six months later, go.

Yeah.

Just walk away.

Well, she can take her teeth out.

Don't knock it till you've tried it.

No, no, no, no, no.

Dear Uncle Rusty, if you're looking for advice, you can reach out to Uncle Rusty.

Yeah, send me an email.

Russ at rock108.com.

I will help you out.

I'm good at this.

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