Tag Archives: DAILY DUMBASS

If you missed any piece of the show today, here's what you missed: BRIAN'S BRAIN BUSTER - In 2021, consumers purchased a record $36.9 billion of this. Supposedly, people turn to this to make them feel...

BRIAN'S BRAIN BUSTER - Men are twice as likely as women to do this in the month of March. What is it? ANSWER: Call in sick. Interesting to note, I got a message on the Fairfax State Savings Bank text ...

On Friday morning, the cops in Ashland, Ohio were at a high school running a drunk driving education event. They set up a "mock crash" scene in the school's parking lot where they were warning the stu...

There's a chick named Francesca Wikoff in Maricopa, Arizona. And she woke up on Thursday to find someone had slashed the tires on her family's truck in the driveway. But that wasn't all they slashed. ...

Someone in Daytona Beach, Florida pulled up to a drawbridge on Monday just as the traffic arm gate came down to block traffic because the bridge was opening. But it seems like that person just thought...

If you're gonna risk jail time to steal something, make sure it's worth more than two dollars . . . Cops in New York are looking for a dude who broke into a frozen yogurt shop on Easter . . . and only...

A former Louisiana police dispatcher was arrested after she wouldn't return $1.2 million that was accidentally deposited into her bank account. 33-year-old Kelyn Spadoni of New Orleans checked her Cha...

Please never tickle Elmo like this. There's a 59-year-old dude named Kevin Wayne VanLuven, and he's a home inspector in Oxford Township, Michigan. A few weeks ago, he was inspecting a house for some n...